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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus of $4000 for every bun that popped out of their oven, says the idea of a jab cash incentive just doesn't make sense. The Morrison Government, which is still stacked with several architects of the infamous 'baby bonus' have been quick to...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that lockdowns are actually very effective at stopping the spread of community transmissions, and that it's very important to take them seriously. Yesterday, Victoria recorded 29 new active cases - today they recorded 19. After less than a week of enjoying freedom, the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned people not to “jump to conclusions” and assume a 38-year-old man who died with blood clots developed them due to opening his Census form that arrived in the mailbox last night.. The man died this afternoon, after opening his mailbox earlier this morning. Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed a $300 cash bonus for Australians who have received both jabs by December 1. Despite the government's hysterical criticism towards an idea that gives money to working people instead of tax-dodging multinationals, the only Labor policy to to reported by the media...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT YOU KNOW ME, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN SHORT: As more and more of his close associates get charged for either committing or the concealing evidence of sex crimes by the day, Scotty From Marketing is starting to think giving working Australians a bit of free cash might result in the good press he so desperately needs. The...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-At-Large | CONTACT The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend Brian Houston deserves the presumption of innocence, which in this government means you get a go leading the House of Representatives. "Brian ticks every box" said Scotty. "A natural leader. Someone who is able to keep standing even with all the mud flung at him from...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Mariafe Artacho del Solar and Taliqua Clancy will hit the podium with a silver after a world class run through the 2020 Tokyo Olympics that sadly came to an end moments ago. Our Australians just missed out on winning gold in the beach volleyball final to America’s April Ross and Alix Klineman this afternoon. Despite the result, Mariafe and...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is starting to feel himself sway from the light of God. He never expected to face such temptation when he impulsively threw his hat in the ring for the 2019 Liberal leadership spill. In fact, he never even thought about being...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After enduring decades of ridicule from the Anglicans and Catholics, it seems the Hillsong Church might be a real religion after all. This comes as the Hillsong senior pastor, and close friend of the Prime Minister, Brian Houston has been charged for allegedly concealing child sexual abuse by his father. Brian Houston founded the evangelical megachurch in the early...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they're sick of the talking. Where's the cash Scotty. Pay up bra. This comes as Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around a new policy that aims to give every Australian a cash incentive for getting jabbed. The Leader of the Opposition, whose name is Anthony Albanese,...