7 November 2024

Gaggle Of Billionaires Get Billionaire Elected In Selfless Push To Help Plight Of Ordinary People

7 November 2024

Dutton Catches Himself Daydreaming About Going On The Joe Rogan Podcast

Local News

Woman Appalled At The State Of The World To Disassociate The Best Way She Knows How

Breaking News

NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow

Breaking news

Breaking News

Gaggle Of Billionaires Get Billionaire Elected In Selfless Push To Help Plight Of Ordinary People

7 November 2024

Breaking News

NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow

6 November 2024

Breaking News

Idaho’s Crucial County Of BumFuck Called For Trump Campaign

6 November 2024

Breaking News

Joe Biden Asks His Staffers How He’s Polling In Georgia

6 November 2024

Breaking News

“Trump’s Not That Bad” Says Man Who’s Never Really Had To Worry About Unplanned Pregnancies

6 November 2024

Breaking News

Broken Racegoer Abandons His $49 Tarocash Loafers And Continues Journey Into City Barefoot

5 November 2024

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In-Focus

Report: “Haha Whoops”

6 November 2024

Sky News Uncle Drafts Two Equally Unhinged Text Messages For Each Election Outcome

6 November 2024

Nup To The Cup? Here Are Some Alternative Horse Races That You Can Bet On Tomorrow

4 November 2024

Senator Pocock Voices Concerns Over Labor’s Federal Corruption Watchdog Being A Morbidly Obese Dachshund Called ‘Mr Cheese’

4 November 2024

“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates

1 November 2024

Politic

Dutton Catches Himself Daydreaming About Going On The Joe Rogan Podcast

7 November 2024

Dutton: “Asking Mining Billionaire For Free Flights Very Different From Asking Airline For Free Upgrades, Obviously”

1 November 2024

7 Ways That Anthony Albanese Can Prove To Australians That He Doesn’t Think He’s Better Than Us

30 October 2024

Senator Pocock Says He Doesn’t Need ‘Upgrades’ To Travel In Comfort, He Doesn’t Need A Shirt Or Even Shoes

29 October 2024

As QLD Premier Cracks 100KG On Bench, The LNP Have Been Forced To Roll Out Their Own Strong-Man

24 October 2024

Sports

Local Kiwi Shrugs And Admits Yeah Sure It’s Pretty Impressive That The Blackcaps Casually Whitewashed India In India

4 November 2024

Saudis Firmly Deny The 2034 Stadium Will Be Built By AI Robots, Promising Traditional Slave Labour

29 October 2024

Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums

28 October 2024

LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels

23 October 2024

Sua’ali’i Now Has The Opportunity To Do Funniest Thing Ever In First 7 Minutes Of Wallabies Debut

22 October 2024

Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway

6 October 2024

The Nation

“This Motherfucker Has Been Copying Me For Years” Claims Kochie As Karl Debuts Shaved Head And Glasses On US Election Telecast

Report: At The End Of The Day, Aren’t We All Just Animals Being Exploited By The Rich? 😏

Office Piss Wrecks And Office Animal Lovers Prepare For Day Of Sabotage And Betrayal

Englishman Seriously Came All This Way To Work As A Charity Mugger

“Yeah, Weekend Was Great” Clenches Bloke Who Got Bowled By A Bloated 45-Year-Old Spinner’s Full Toss

US Streamer ‘Fousey’ Says Liverpool Hospital Should’ve Just Charged Him $400k And Left Him To Die In A Corridor Like They Do Back Home

Local News

Woman Appalled At The State Of The World To Disassociate The Best Way She Knows How

Racegoer Doesn’t Know It Now But He’ll Be In The Herald Sun Tomorrow Napping In His Tarocash Sleeping Bag

Woman’s Hometown Only Ever In The News For Something Really Fucked

Local Bachelor Refuses To Have Even The Faintest Bit Of Colour In His Apartment

Man Who Can’t Commit To Dinner Plans Somehow Manages To Lock In Flights For Bali Boys’ Trip

Summer Fast Approaching As Boats Move To The Driveway For Annual Hose Down

World News

Aussie Mansplainers Arrive At Work Ready For Their Big Day: “So Yeah, The Thing About Arizona Is…”

6 November 2024

New Zealand Navy Unveil Nation’s First Submarine Off Samoan Coast

31 October 2024

King Charles Gets Faded Off Kava And Cops A Tribal Tatt After England Defeat Samoa In Rugby League

28 October 2024

LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels

23 October 2024

King Charles Gets A High Fade And Veneers As Is The Custom For Englishmen Heading To Bondi

15 October 2024

Russian Space Agency Says Space X Test Invalid As No Chimp Or Dog Was On Board

14 October 2024

Biden Applauds Floridians For Not Trying To Stop Hurricane By Shooting It This Time Around

10 October 2024

PM Glad To Be Off To Laos Where Making A Joke About Tourettes Would Be An Absolute Hit

9 October 2024

Prince Andrew Quietly Donates His Original ‘Bad Boy Records’ Merch To The Kensington Salvos

25 September 2024

James Murdoch Tells Nevada Court Room “Lachlan Can Have Fox News But I Get To Keep Fletch & Hindy”

17 September 2024

Report: Not The First Time Trump’s Been Given A Few Extra Shots On The Golf Course

16 September 2024

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