I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
"Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened" Says Unusually Self Aware Baby Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Recently-Acquired Investment Property To Be Passed Down Through Family Like A Ming Vase That Prints Money
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Innocent Suburban Multi-Millionaire Feels Like A Lab Rat In Jim’s Sick Experiment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Aussie battler has today taken some time out of his busy schedule to give
Government Shocks The Nation By Using 94 Seat Majority To Actually Have A Crack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has this week rattled the nation to its core, by dropping a bombshell.
Nation Praying That None Of These Quarantining Hantavirus Contacts Are Hot Enough To Seduce An Inexperienced Security Guard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation anxiously eyes off another global snotty nose, Perth is preparing to receive the
Canavan Arrives Back On The Goldie In Full Cultural Dress
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Matt Canavan is on the Gold Coast this week after a disappointing result for
Age-Old Uni Romance Ignites As Softly Spoken Country Boy Finds Natural Partner In Kinda Hippy Chick
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There's a handful of archetypes that exist in every university in Australia. From the
British PM Kier Starmer Digs In After Receiving Motivation From Office Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Kier Starmer is due to face his Waterloo in coming days but for
“Oh God That’s Horrendous” Says Mum From Comfort Of Decade Old Fuzzy Dressing Gown
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Australian Fashion Week (AFW) gets underway, Mums around the nation are embracing their inner Tyra
Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
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Age-Old Uni Romance Ignites As Softly Spoken Country Boy Finds Natural Partner In Kinda Hippy Chick
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There's a handful of archetypes that exist in every university in Australia. From the
Low Grade Suburban Soccer Found To Be The Absolute Pits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A report from South Betoota Polytechnic's Anthropological Department has today confirmed a long held
Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
Bloke Invited To Pickleball Night Just Waiting For The Bibles To Come Out
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Anxious shivers are flowing down the spine of a local Betoota man tonight as
The Nation
Recently-Acquired Investment Property To Be Passed Down Through Family Like A Ming Vase That Prints Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly quite lucky rentvestor from our town's hellish new-build estates of Betoota Heights
Government Shocks The Nation By Using 94 Seat Majority To Actually Have A Crack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has this week rattled the nation to its core, by dropping a bombshell.
“Oh God That’s Horrendous” Says Mum From Comfort Of Decade Old Fuzzy Dressing Gown
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Australian Fashion Week (AFW) gets underway, Mums around the nation are embracing their inner Tyra
Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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British PM Kier Starmer Digs In After Receiving Motivation From Office Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Kier Starmer is due to face his Waterloo in coming days but for
Probably Not A Good Time For The Health Secretary Of Most Powerful Western Nation To Be A Guy Who Thinks Panadol Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world grapples with concept of another deadly transmissible virus making its way around, there
Report: Could One T Shirt Hold The Answer To World Peace?
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT New research from Betoota University suggests world peace could be on the way - and it
Iran Peace Talks Crumble Once Again After JD Vance Attempts To Lighten The Mood With Snap Gum Gag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It's been revealed that the collapse of peace talks and recommencing of hostilities in
Politics
"Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened" Says Unusually Self Aware Baby Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around Australia, there are mixed emotions over last night's Federal Budget - as
Jim Chalmers Promises Australia Will Return To The Days Where Two Teachers Could Have Five Kids And Beach House At Lennox
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In recent news, Labor has delivered a Federal Budget. With policies that terrify aspiring property investors
Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
Albo Increasingly Nervous That His Gung-Ho Treasurer Might Betray Labor Values By Doing Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian business leaders and everyday people who became millionaires because they were born before the release
Sports
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Brisbane Dad Taking Son To First Game Of Footy Easily Convinces Him That A Dolphin Is Cooler Than A Storm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Chermside father is today resting on his laurels after pulling off a big brained move