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Australia Not At All Threatened By Only Country On Earth Who Calls It Soccer More Than Us
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Albo Finally Relents And Allows Dave Hughes To Take Part In High-Level Discussions Regarding Economic Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today allowed himself to be humbled, after learning from recent social media
Man Who Blew Up His Life And Career With An Unplanned Pregnancy Insists Everyone Must Do The Same
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the media and political class get further rattled by the emergence of One Nation, one
Hospo Worker Immediately Hired After Adding ‘Borderline Drinking Problem’ To Resume
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Hospitality worker Rowan Joseph has finally secured a role for himself at Betoota’s reunion hotel,
US Confirms We Are Getting The Nuclear Submarine Equivalent Of A Rooted Captiva
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The United States Navy has confirmed this week that the Virgina-class submarines we have paid top
Minimum Wage Increases By 2% More Than Billionaire Wealth In Latest Example Of Australia's Tall Poppy Syndrome
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the cost of living crisis continues to bite the country, the nation's struggling
Cascade Claim Victory In Century-Long Tasmanian Beer War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The last barrel has been tapped. After 144 years of conflict that reshaped the island’s
Brisbane Man Actually Might Go Check Out A Bandits Match After Last Week's NRL, AFL And Origin Results
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dead on the inside Brisbane man is seriously considering a major sporting code pivot after
“Ahhhh That Explains It” Says Woman Attempting To Blame Recent String Of Extremely Toxic Behaviours On The Full Moon
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Local woman Ally Moore was this week rather pleased to learn that she’s not to
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Hospo Worker Immediately Hired After Adding ‘Borderline Drinking Problem’ To Resume
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Hospitality worker Rowan Joseph has finally secured a role for himself at Betoota’s reunion hotel,
“Ahhhh That Explains It” Says Woman Attempting To Blame Recent String Of Extremely Toxic Behaviours On The Full Moon
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Local woman Ally Moore was this week rather pleased to learn that she’s not to
“OMG It’s Finally Perfect Harry Potter Watching Weather” Says Millennial Coworker
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Millennials across the nation are rejoicing as temperatures begin to plummet just in time for winter.
Old Codger Who Never Once Caught The Train Prepared To Die Before Letting Abandoned Line Become A Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local old codger has confirmed he is willing to die to prevent the old Port
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Man Who Blew Up His Life And Career With An Unplanned Pregnancy Insists Everyone Must Do The Same
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the media and political class get further rattled by the emergence of One Nation, one
Minimum Wage Increases By 2% More Than Billionaire Wealth In Latest Example Of Australia's Tall Poppy Syndrome
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the cost of living crisis continues to bite the country, the nation's struggling
Local Woman Transported Back To 2006 Cavill Ave As Hubby Splashes On Some Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male For 20th Anniversary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Fi Hanlan (46) says she almost expected to hear the infectious groove of "
“I Don't Want To Make An Enemy Out Of Pauline” Says Man That Had Her Thrown In Prison For Electoral Fraud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has elected a new national president in the shape of former Prime Minister
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Humiliation As The Falling American Empire Gets High Speed Rail Before Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Australians are struggling to process reports that the pseudo-"developed" country of the United
Recent News From The World Of Cave Diving Reaffirms Local Man's Opinion That It's Not For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed this week that in light of recent developments from the world
Origin Explainer For 'Sportsball' People: Queensland Are Iran And Origin Is The Strait Of Hormuz
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the colder weather settling in for the months ahead, do you find yourself rolling your
UK Government To Fix Everything By Replacing PM With Bloke Who Looks Like He Sells Apartments On The Goldy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to be replaced by a bloke called Wes in
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Nation's Highest Polling Political Party Flies Too Close To The Sun With Abortion Debate Nobody Asked For
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation are about to learn the lessons that both Queensland Premier David Crisafulli and Peter
Albo Finally Relents And Allows Dave Hughes To Take Part In High-Level Discussions Regarding Economic Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today allowed himself to be humbled, after learning from recent social media
National Party Shocks Voters By Making Stunning Commitment To Net Zero Seats By 2028
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have this weekend dropped a political bombshell. The self-proclaimed party for
"Who's Side Are You On, Claude?" Self-Described Tech Entrepreneur Asks After Bot Says Jim's New CGT Laws Won't Really Affect Him At All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter entrepreneur who has spent the better part of this week warning his LinkedIn
Sports
Brisbane Man Actually Might Go Check Out A Bandits Match After Last Week's NRL, AFL And Origin Results
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dead on the inside Brisbane man is seriously considering a major sporting code pivot after
Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos endured their most embarrassing NRL loss of the season yesterday, after a dismal
Laurie Daley Finds The Winning Formula: "The Key Is To Have More Players On The Field Than Queensland"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Blues have proven that maybe they do get State Of Origin, after staging a
Dad Reckons It’s All Rigged Anyway
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT There was perhaps no one in better spirits than Betoota Plains resident Steve Stewart after Queensland