Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and Angus Taylor have been meeting this month to nut out
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A trade specialist working the floor at Mount Gravatt Bunnings in Brisbane's southside is
Domino Effect: Pop Stops Worrying About Trans Athletes After Ukraine Strikes Russian Data Centres
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Queensland Man Knew Renners Always Had It In Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A proud local Queenslander has today confirmed to The Advocate that he 'saw this coming
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Houptoun Road Theatre Company's production of Hairspray has attracted a vast
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Openly-Homophobic Boomer's Weakness For A Bloke Dressed Up As A Woman On Display At Local Production Of Hairspray
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GP Straight Up Googling Your Symptoms In Front Of You
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Oh No: Annoying Middle Child Has Discovered Therapy Speak On TikTok
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“Well A Lot Of People Are Saying…” Begins Baby Boomer Who Has Been Reading Misinformation On Facebook
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Ecstatic Trade Specialist At Mount Gravatt Bunnings Wants To Know If You've Heard The News
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Japanese Government Offers Asylum To Christa Pike If She Helps Them Turn Off Fukushima Reactor 3
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Global Relief As Trump Says AI Billionaires With Clear Personality Disorders Have Agreed To Police Themselves
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Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
Aussie Media Still Pretending A Political Party That Doesn't Believe In Childcare Or Abortion Has Even The Slightest Chance Of Winning Majority Government
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Liberals Somehow Manage To Fuck Up Most Simple Form Of Politics As Anti-Immigration Policies Fall Flat
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Oh No! Our EFTPOS Machine Is Broken Indefinitely, I Guess Nobody Will Be Paying The Bank's Surcharge
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Nothing Quite As Majestic As Kalyn In Open Space
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Regardless Of The Result, Novocastrians Urged To Please Respect Public Property Because It's A Beautiful City You Have
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