Sydney Beaches Turn Black As Malabar Sewage Plant Unable To Withstand Sudden Strain Of Guinness Bogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's beaches have turned black this afternoon, as the costal suburbs with significant Irish
New Zealand Considers US Request To Send Air Force's Cessna 206 With Rob, Nick And Sam To Operate It
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Danish Royals Present Prime Minister With Traditional Gift
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“Wow, That Was A Great Working Holiday! Time To Go Home Now” Says No Englishman Ever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wide-ranging survey of British people in Australia has found that none of them ever go
New War In Some Desert Three Continents Away Means You Need To Give The Bank More Money
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young family from our peri-urban sprawl of Betoota Plains have today confirmed to The Advocate
St Paddy's Day Reveller Might Start With A Snakebite, Just Because It's 9:30AM, Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As anyone who has lined up for a rental inspection in our nation's major
Rohingya Girl Gets Proactive About Having Her Asylum Claim Fast-Tracked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Rohingya child born stateless in a refugee camp in Indonesia's Aceh province to
"We Need More Oil Refineries" Say Parties That Allowed Them All To Shut Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's opposition is this week drumming up noise around the lack of drums
Government Suggests Local Graziers Could Try Hand Spraying This Autumn To Mix Things Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As fuel shortages, whether they be caused by panic buying or a failure of policy, or
Oh No! Grey Nomad That Hasn't Spoken To Anyone But His Wife For 2000km Wants To Rant About Fuel Prices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorists have been warned about a potentially hazardous and lengthy conversation about petrol prices with
Academy Awards 2026: 'Melbourne Strip Club Chair Debacle' Wins Oscar For Best Live Action Film
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has once again lit up the biggest night in Western cinema. With the likes of
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St Paddy's Day Reveller Might Start With A Snakebite, Just Because It's 9:30AM, Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As anyone who has lined up for a rental inspection in our nation's major
Oh No! Grey Nomad That Hasn't Spoken To Anyone But His Wife For 2000km Wants To Rant About Fuel Prices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorists have been warned about a potentially hazardous and lengthy conversation about petrol prices with
Man With Rolex Goes Home Disappointed After No One Asks To Try It On
TRACEY BENDGINER | Local News | Contact French Quarter man Daniel Barbieri returned home with a long face this evening after none
Man Unsure If Home Cooked Mexican Is Worth All The Dirty Dishes It Comes With
TRACEY BENDGINER | Local News | Contact Staring at his filthy plate-scattered bench, Adam Naivalu has tonight found himself wondering if his
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Sydney Beaches Turn Black As Malabar Sewage Plant Unable To Withstand Sudden Strain Of Guinness Bogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's beaches have turned black this afternoon, as the costal suburbs with significant Irish
Danish Royals Present Prime Minister With Traditional Gift
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The long awaited visit from Queen Mary and King Frederik of Denmark is going down a
Today Should Have Been The First Day Of Regional Victoria's Commonwealth Games. This Is What That Bastard Dan Andrews Took From Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A solemn mood has swept across regional Victoria today - as the people of Gippsland, The
“Wow, That Was A Great Working Holiday! Time To Go Home Now” Says No Englishman Ever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wide-ranging survey of British people in Australia has found that none of them ever go
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New Zealand Considers US Request To Send Air Force's Cessna 206 With Rob, Nick And Sam To Operate It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a stunning backflip on the nation's stance, the New Zealand Government is considering
Academy Awards 2026: 'Melbourne Strip Club Chair Debacle' Wins Oscar For Best Live Action Film
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has once again lit up the biggest night in Western cinema. With the likes of
Rose Byrne Calms Oscars Nerves With 4-Pack Of Guava Cruisers Clinking Inside The Country Road Duffle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2026 Academy Awards are underway, and there is a distinct Australian presence on the red
NZ Confirm They Will Not Be Sending The Navy's 4.8m Quintrex And Two Personnel To Strait Of Hormuz
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has followed Australia in confirming that will not be sending warships to
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"We Need More Oil Refineries" Say Parties That Allowed Them All To Shut Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's opposition is this week drumming up noise around the lack of drums
Chris Bowen Confirms Australia Has 90 Days Worth Of Oil Before He Has To Dispatch Berserk Motorcycle Gangs To Raid US Military Bases In Pine Gap And Darwin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, the conflict in the Middle East is looking like it could very well
New Hate Speech Laws To Ban Younger Australians From Referring To Negative Gearing As ‘Boomer Socialism’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia's post-war wealth hoarders grow increasingly nervous about potential changes to the John
Matt Canavan Begins Applying His War Paint Ahead Of National Party Leadership Ballot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT LNP Senator and prolific Facebook poster Matt 'The Italian Stallion' Canavan is today gearing
Sports
Kim Jong-Un Transforms Into Woman To Score 99 Goals Against Matildas In Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean state media has today confirmed that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un personally accounted for 99
“At Least It's Nicer Than Parramatta” Sighs Lomax At The Nedlands Shops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside a café somewhere in Nedlands with a water bottle and a menu he hasn&
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they