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Anxious About Global Events? You Should Try Drinking 7 Schooners With Your Mate That Thinks Iran Is In Africa
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Canavan Shoots Bolt Upright In Bed After Nightmare Where He Never Stopped Being A Worthless Leftie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brand new Nationals leader Matt Canavan has reportedly woken in a cold sweat overnight after experiencing
Local Woman Has A Little Too Much Faith In The Whole Free Bleeding Thing
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Chris Bowen Confirms Australia Has 90 Days Worth Of Oil Before He Has To Dispatch Berserk Motorcycle Gangs To Raid US Military Bases In Pine Gap And Darwin
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People Who've Railed The Hardest Against Renewable Energy The Angriest About Fuel Crisis
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Local Bachelor Suddenly Excited To Find The Target Catalogue In His Junk Mail
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Meteorologists Still Unable To Explain Why It's Hot In Your Room But Cold And Gloomy Outside
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Music Stops On 30-Year Energy Policy Musical Chairs And Albo Has Nowhere To Sit
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Local Woman Looks At Rusty Share House Bath In A Whole New Light After Bridgerton Season 4
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the English-speaking world, women are considering giving the bath a whirl, after a recent
Local Woman Had No Idea That Auto-Tune Remixes Of Cute Viral Clips Would Be The Best The Internet Got
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has finally realised that the era of auto-tuning viral youtube videos was probably
Local Woman Has A Little Too Much Faith In The Whole Free Bleeding Thing
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After feeling extra womanly one evening, local Betoota woman, Melanie, decided to mix things up this
Local Bachelor Suddenly Excited To Find The Target Catalogue In His Junk Mail
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Irishman Looks Forward To Spending St Paddys Day Doing Exactly What He Does Every Weekend Down At Coogee
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People Who've Railed The Hardest Against Renewable Energy The Angriest About Fuel Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news from the nation's political sphere, a number of noise
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Anxious About Global Events? You Should Try Drinking 7 Schooners With Your Mate That Thinks Iran Is In Africa
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since the Black Summer bushfires of 2019, it feels as though Australians have been unable
US Orchestrates Swift And Seamless Iranian Regime Change From Ayatollah Khamenei To Ayatollah Khamenei Jnr
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Australia Rushes To Send Military Aid To Poor Petro States Who Will Obviously Return The Kind Gesture By Not Gouging Us For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to get our nation involved in the war
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New Hate Speech Laws To Ban Younger Australians From Referring To Negative Gearing As ‘Boomer Socialism’
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Matt Canavan Begins Applying His War Paint Ahead Of National Party Leadership Ballot
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“At Least It's Nicer Than Parramatta” Sighs Lomax At The Nedlands Shops
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Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
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“Footy’s Back!” Declares Eastern Suburbs Micro-Influencer Who Still Thinks Buddy’s Playing
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