Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, some of our nation's greatest business and political minds are
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Papou Insists Turks Invented Drone Warfare Due To Its Inherently Dishonourable Nature
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Flight Path District grandfather has stunned his family at last night's dinner table
Optus Stadium Renamed 'Sam Kerr's House'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big shiny new stadium in the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia is
Boomer With 5 Investment Properties, No Mortgage And $1 Million in The Bank Wonders What They'll Spend Their Pay Rise From the RBA On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hordes of boomers around the country are celebrating this week, after another alley oop from the
Sydney Beaches Turn Black As Malabar Sewage Plant Unable To Withstand Sudden Strain Of Guinness Bogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's beaches have turned black this afternoon, as the costal suburbs with significant Irish
New Zealand Considers US Request To Send Air Force's Cessna 206 With Rob, Nick And Sam To Operate It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a stunning backflip on the nation's stance, the New Zealand Government is considering
Danish Royals Present Prime Minister With Traditional Gift
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The long awaited visit from Queen Mary and King Frederik of Denmark is going down a
Today Should Have Been The First Day Of Regional Victoria's Commonwealth Games. This Is What That Bastard Dan Andrews Took From Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A solemn mood has swept across regional Victoria today - as the people of Gippsland, The
“Wow, That Was A Great Working Holiday! Time To Go Home Now” Says No Englishman Ever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wide-ranging survey of British people in Australia has found that none of them ever go
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Papou Insists Turks Invented Drone Warfare Due To Its Inherently Dishonourable Nature
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Flight Path District grandfather has stunned his family at last night's dinner table
St Paddy's Day Reveller Might Start With A Snakebite, Just Because It's 9:30AM, Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As anyone who has lined up for a rental inspection in our nation's major
Oh No! Grey Nomad That Hasn't Spoken To Anyone But His Wife For 2000km Wants To Rant About Fuel Prices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorists have been warned about a potentially hazardous and lengthy conversation about petrol prices with
Man With Rolex Goes Home Disappointed After No One Asks To Try It On
TRACEY BENDGINER | Local News | Contact French Quarter man Daniel Barbieri returned home with a long face this evening after none
The Nation
Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, some of our nation's greatest business and political minds are
Mate Who Loves Trains And Dominates Supercoach Would Probably Be A Multimillion Dollar NDIS Case If He Was Born In 2010
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke in a group of mates that can instantly recall important dates and sporting
"Oh Yeah, We're Gonna Throw A Category 5 Cyclone In The Mix Too" Says 2026
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Another Australian Autumn, another concerning tropical low that looks set to ravage the Queensland coastline. This
Boomer With 5 Investment Properties, No Mortgage And $1 Million in The Bank Wonders What They'll Spend Their Pay Rise From the RBA On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hordes of boomers around the country are celebrating this week, after another alley oop from the
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New Zealand Considers US Request To Send Air Force's Cessna 206 With Rob, Nick And Sam To Operate It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a stunning backflip on the nation's stance, the New Zealand Government is considering
Academy Awards 2026: 'Melbourne Strip Club Chair Debacle' Wins Oscar For Best Live Action Film
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has once again lit up the biggest night in Western cinema. With the likes of
Rose Byrne Calms Oscars Nerves With 4-Pack Of Guava Cruisers Clinking Inside The Country Road Duffle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2026 Academy Awards are underway, and there is a distinct Australian presence on the red
NZ Confirm They Will Not Be Sending The Navy's 4.8m Quintrex And Two Personnel To Strait Of Hormuz
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has followed Australia in confirming that will not be sending warships to
Politics
"We Need More Oil Refineries" Say Parties That Allowed Them All To Shut Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's opposition is this week drumming up noise around the lack of drums
Chris Bowen Confirms Australia Has 90 Days Worth Of Oil Before He Has To Dispatch Berserk Motorcycle Gangs To Raid US Military Bases In Pine Gap And Darwin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, the conflict in the Middle East is looking like it could very well
New Hate Speech Laws To Ban Younger Australians From Referring To Negative Gearing As ‘Boomer Socialism’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia's post-war wealth hoarders grow increasingly nervous about potential changes to the John
Matt Canavan Begins Applying His War Paint Ahead Of National Party Leadership Ballot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT LNP Senator and prolific Facebook poster Matt 'The Italian Stallion' Canavan is today gearing
Sports
Optus Stadium Renamed 'Sam Kerr's House'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big shiny new stadium in the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia is
Kim Jong-Un Transforms Into Woman To Score 99 Goals Against Matildas In Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean state media has today confirmed that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un personally accounted for 99
“At Least It's Nicer Than Parramatta” Sighs Lomax At The Nedlands Shops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside a café somewhere in Nedlands with a water bottle and a menu he hasn&
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams