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One Nation Unveils Long-Awaited Victorian Economic Policy Written Entirely In Pub Flyer Font
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
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Wests Tigers Table A 10-Year, $50 Million Dollar Offer For Sam Walker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Wests Tigers NRL club has today tried to get in on a bit of action,
130kg Samoan DJ Knows Exactly When To Drop ‘Toxic’ By Britney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Polynesian communities are as lively as ever this week, after some stand out
Four Corners Airs Yet Another Horrifying Investigation Into Childcare Because The Whole System Is A Profit-Driven Shitshow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's flagship journalistic program has once again provided the nation with some significant public
Dad Absolutely Appalled At the State Of Your Windscreen
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Grove father visiting his daughter’s new place in the French Quarter has been
Penrith > Phuket To Become Busiest Flight Path On Planet Earth As Western Sydney Airport Opens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly two hours have been shaved off the commute from Penrith to Phuket this week, with
Bartender Nominated For Order Of Australia After Winking And Putting The Soda Water On The House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student has this weekend been nominated for a community award, after a big
Flashy Younger Cousin Isn't A Bikie After All, He Just Got A Job Driving Trucks On The Snowy Hydro 2
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A rural Australian bloke who appears to have enough of a disposable income to buy a
Person Who Has Never Owned A Dog Just Makes Their Password Some Random Word
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s French Quarter has today sent shockwaves across the nation after revealing
Local News
"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
Local Man Really Could Not Give A Flying Fuck About A Phone Screen That Folds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke with a bit going has decided he does not need to engage with
Local Man Learns Something New As His Barber Explains The USA Was Fully Based Off Ancient Persia Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Bryan Pleats (40) is a big believer in the old Queensland saying that '
Mum And Aunties Undecided Over Whether Minestrone “Needs A Bit More Oomph”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a house full of guests, it appears that Mum does not back her own minestrone.
The Nation
130kg Samoan DJ Knows Exactly When To Drop ‘Toxic’ By Britney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Polynesian communities are as lively as ever this week, after some stand out
Morayfield Bloke Gets Great Value For His 4 Cents A Day After Being Saved From Floodwaters By ABC Reporter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Morayfield have never been more grateful that the Australian public broadcaster has the
Young Couple Trapped In A Small Town Head Up To The Lookout And Listen To Tracy Chapman's ‘Fast Car’ Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young French Quarter couple are set to spend the early evening up on
Ecstatic Trade Specialist At Mount Gravatt Bunnings Wants To Know If You've Heard The News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A trade specialist working the floor at Mount Gravatt Bunnings in Brisbane's southside is
World News
Meghan Markle Finally Accepted By The Royals After Revelations That She Has A Nonce In The Family
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Royal Family and the BBC have suddenly welcomed the Duchess Of Sussex with open
French Student Protests Actually Just Migrants Being Criminals, Says Random Australian On The Internet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'Student Protests' currently taking place across all of France's major cities
Untaxed And Government-Aided Wealth Hoarding Of Baby Boomers Not Sustainable, Confirms French
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Providing the post-war voting blocks with half a century worth of extremely generous tax loopholes
Domino Effect: Pop Stops Worrying About Trans Athletes After Ukraine Strikes Russian Data Centres
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Grove retiree is slowly returning to the political centre this week, that's
Politics
Unregulated Spread Of Online Hate Speech And Toxic Misinformation Proven To Have Tragic Real Life Consequences
A solemn mood has swept across the country today, after a senseless and violent attack on the much loved regional
Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
Aussie Media Still Pretending A Political Party That Doesn't Believe In Childcare Or Abortion Has Even The Slightest Chance Of Winning Majority Government
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With nothing else to talk about when it comes to domestic politics, the Australian media
Liberals Somehow Manage To Fuck Up Most Simple Form Of Politics As Anti-Immigration Policies Fall Flat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition's Century Of Humiliation continues this week, after their high risk policy thus
Sports
Report: This Is Pretty Hard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby league fans are suddenly outspoken fashion critics today, as the PNG Chiefs finally unveil their
French Burn Down Their Own Cities After Humiliating 78-4 Loss To Samoa In Rugby League World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of shops have been looted and 2,400 people have been arrested in France as
Roosters Die Hard Says Hotel Ravesis In Bondi Was Pumping Until At Least 10:45PM On Sunday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Roosters fans are arriving at work today with a grin. As their football heroes continue
Australia's Historically Working Class Sporting Underdogs Both Defeated In Fitting Metaphor For State Of The Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of the New South Wales port city of Newcastle are now entering a period