Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
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JB Hi Fi To Acquire All 'Off Ya Tree' Employees As Store Closures Continue
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Almost two years after entering liquidation, the once beloved alternative retail chain ‘Off Ya Tree’ is
Australian Pubs Now Hotbeds For Nuanced Geopolitical Discourse After Broadcasting 39-Days Of Nonstop SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Publicans right across the country are this week reporting a very noticeable lift in the standard
"Embracing AI Central To Lowering Interest Rates" AI Tells Jim Chalmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has disappointed some this week by sharing the unfortunate news that
Righto, That's Enough Soccer For A Little While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a fun couple of months, the nation has confirmed that it's time for
"Istanbul <3" - Australia's Newest Fashion Influencer Now Unwittingly Travelling The Muslim World
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT After a fortnight spent interviewing controversial figures, addressing crowds at conservative conferences, and kicking her feet
Argentinian Football Team Throws Giant Tanty In Coles After Mum Says No To Demand For Chocolate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Things have gone from bad to worse for the Argentinian football team today, after a rather
Aussie Golfer Ryan Fox Wins Open Championship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand-born-and-raised Aussie golfer Ryan Fox has won the Open Championship
Report: Of Course This Drunk And Lazy Irish Catholic Would Be Opposed To The White Australia Policy
KENNETH ANDERSEN | Monocultural Affairs | CONTACT And once again, Australian Patriotism has been hijacked by the deeply twisted self-pity of
Local News
Hey Welcome Back From Maternity Leave! Here Is Your Redundancy!
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A mid-career financial services provider has faced her professional Waterloo this week after returning
Bloke Wakes Up From A Ten Year Coma To Learn That A Tallie Sets Him Back More Than A Six Pack Used To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been scenes of joy and confusion at Betoota Base Hospital this week, after local
Sadsack Mate Ruins Hotdog By Reminding You How They’re Made
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young man in Betoota’s French Quarter has had his meal ruined by someone he
Oddly Impatient And Short Tempered Man Meets All Prerequisites To Become A Driving Instructor
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Another impatient and short tempered man has found his calling as a driving instructor for nervous
The Nation
Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
Alcohol Excise Tax Reaches Inevitable Point Where Australians Roll The Dice On A Poisonous Black Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT More than 30% of Australia's independent bottle shops are selling illegal alcohol products - with
JB Hi Fi To Acquire All 'Off Ya Tree' Employees As Store Closures Continue
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Almost two years after entering liquidation, the once beloved alternative retail chain ‘Off Ya Tree’ is
"Istanbul <3" - Australia's Newest Fashion Influencer Now Unwittingly Travelling The Muslim World
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT After a fortnight spent interviewing controversial figures, addressing crowds at conservative conferences, and kicking her feet
World News
Prince Harry Decides He’ll Just Start At Spoons And Kick On All Night After Being Denied Stay At Buckingham Palace
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Buckingham Palace has reportedly denied Prince Harry a place to stay during his UK visit this
Christopher Nolan Earns Rave Reviews For New Film About Powderfinger’s 4th Studio Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Off the back of his Oscar-winning Oppenheimer (2024) - it appears that Hollywood's most
US Places 1,000,000% Tariff On Belgian Chocolate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The United States were booted from their own World Cup by the rather bizarre
America's Global Standing Now So Poor That Entire World Celebrates Their Loss To History’s Most Barbaric Colonisers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The increasing lack of international support shown towards the United States was on full display today,
Politics
Barnaby Joyce Reveals His True Calling As The Bottom Maths Class Teacher In A Regional High School
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visibly exhausted and short-tempered Barnaby Joyce has this week revealed his true calling, after
"Embracing AI Central To Lowering Interest Rates" AI Tells Jim Chalmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has disappointed some this week by sharing the unfortunate news that
Nation Surprised It Took This Long For Pauline Hanson To Snap And Openly Call For A Return To The White Australia Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After recording a sudden 9% drop in the opinion polls last week, it appears that One
One Nation Rocked By In-Fighting As Malcolm Roberts Notices Increasingly Reptilian Behaviour From Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of media hypotheticals, it appears the One Nation has officially replaced the Liberal National
Sports
Australian Pubs Now Hotbeds For Nuanced Geopolitical Discourse After Broadcasting 39-Days Of Nonstop SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Publicans right across the country are this week reporting a very noticeable lift in the standard
Aussie Golfer Ryan Fox Wins Open Championship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand-born-and-raised Aussie golfer Ryan Fox has won the Open Championship
Europe's Population Increases By 117 Million People As Global Filipino Diaspora Now Suddenly Spanish Too
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PLUS ULTRA! Spain has won the 2026 World Cup in extra-time against a 10-man
Local 39-year-old Really Feeling Himself Knowing He Could Still Technically Play In A World Cup Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There has been a real lift in morale for the world's elder millennials this