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Report: The Rose And Crown In Guildford Is A Very Nice Place For A Beer
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A blowhole enjoyer has failed to be impressed by one of Tasmania's
Local Mums Exchange Silent Nod Of Solidarity After Spotting Each Other’s Yeti Cups On Trick Or Treat Run
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Young Queenslander Terrifies His Neighbours By Dressing As A Nonchalant Game 3 Laurie Daley For Halloween
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Authorities are calling for calm in South-West Queensland this week, after hysterical reports of a
"Sorry, Yep Leave That With Me" Says Bloke Who Was Cheering On Starcy At 2:30AM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man of the keyboard has today informed his boss and colleagues that he will
Westies Cry Tears Of Joy After Two Years On The Fucking Train Replacement Bus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT South West Sydney residents are in a state of pure euphoria at the simple fact that
Huge Turn Out From Western Sydney's Rail Nerds As First Ever 'Doggies Express' Leaves Bankstown Station
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of 'trainiacs' from Western Sydney woke up before sunrise this morning - with the
Brunswick Begins Construction On Big Dexie After Mildura Unveils Big Sultana
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The beloved Victorian border town of Mildura has unveiled Australia’s newest big thing, a giant
Gen-Z Woman Finally Able To Practice Autograph After Getting A Visit From The Postie
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Local Woman Falls Blissfully Asleep To The Most Deeply Twisted And Horrific Crime Podcast Available To Her
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local professional from Betoota's inner-city French Quarter has discovered the secret to
Bloke With Full Sleeve 'Theatre Masks' Tattoo Certainly Doesn't Mind A Bit Of Drama
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds bloke that is really pushing the limit with just how far you can
"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
Local Man Really Could Not Give A Flying Fuck About A Phone Screen That Folds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke with a bit going has decided he does not need to engage with
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130kg Samoan DJ Knows Exactly When To Drop ‘Toxic’ By Britney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Polynesian communities are as lively as ever this week, after some stand out
Morayfield Bloke Gets Great Value For His 4 Cents A Day After Being Saved From Floodwaters By ABC Reporter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Morayfield have never been more grateful that the Australian public broadcaster has the
Young Couple Trapped In A Small Town Head Up To The Lookout And Listen To Tracy Chapman's ‘Fast Car’ Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young French Quarter couple are set to spend the early evening up on
Ecstatic Trade Specialist At Mount Gravatt Bunnings Wants To Know If You've Heard The News
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Meghan Markle Finally Accepted By The Royals After Revelations That She Has A Nonce In The Family
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Royal Family and the BBC have suddenly welcomed the Duchess Of Sussex with open
French Student Protests Actually Just Migrants Being Criminals, Says Random Australian On The Internet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'Student Protests' currently taking place across all of France's major cities
Untaxed And Government-Aided Wealth Hoarding Of Baby Boomers Not Sustainable, Confirms French
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Providing the post-war voting blocks with half a century worth of extremely generous tax loopholes
Domino Effect: Pop Stops Worrying About Trans Athletes After Ukraine Strikes Russian Data Centres
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Grove retiree is slowly returning to the political centre this week, that's
Politics
Unregulated Spread Of Online Hate Speech And Toxic Misinformation Proven To Have Tragic Real Life Consequences
A solemn mood has swept across the country today, after a senseless and violent attack on the much loved regional
Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
Aussie Media Still Pretending A Political Party That Doesn't Believe In Childcare Or Abortion Has Even The Slightest Chance Of Winning Majority Government
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With nothing else to talk about when it comes to domestic politics, the Australian media
Liberals Somehow Manage To Fuck Up Most Simple Form Of Politics As Anti-Immigration Policies Fall Flat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition's Century Of Humiliation continues this week, after their high risk policy thus
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Young Queenslander Terrifies His Neighbours By Dressing As A Nonchalant Game 3 Laurie Daley For Halloween
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Report: This Is Pretty Hard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby league fans are suddenly outspoken fashion critics today, as the PNG Chiefs finally unveil their
French Burn Down Their Own Cities After Humiliating 78-4 Loss To Samoa In Rugby League World Cup
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Roosters Die Hard Says Hotel Ravesis In Bondi Was Pumping Until At Least 10:45PM On Sunday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Roosters fans are arriving at work today with a grin. As their football heroes continue