Mate Who Couldn't Catch A Fish With 2 Grand Worth Of Gear At High Tide Reckons He'd Go Alright On Alone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has drawn a rather strong reaction from some of his friends after
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Keen Golfer To Play Courses Where They Let You Wear Jeans
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Growing One Nation Momentum Forces Labor To Consider Locking Brown People In Island Cages Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another 'shock' by-election result has slapped Australia's entrenched political landscape in
Derro Who Got Honeydicked Into Buying Shitbox Apartment On 5% Deposit Scheme Needs To Get Over The Fact He's Now Financially-Ruined For Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world is fucked and everyone in it can get fucked this week after
Concerns Raised As Young Fella Reveals That He Prefers The Teeth Lolly From Party Mix
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local 6 year old had her birthday party flipped on its head over the weekend
Boyfriend Who Hosed Down An Overseas Holiday This Year Drops Return Flights On A Gamethingy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flight Path District man has drawn the ire of his girlfriend once again. Albert
"You'd Never Be Able To Do That In This Nanny State" Man Says Of Flying Two Commercial Jetliners Meters Above Stadium Full Of People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local nostalgia enthusiast is shaking his head this morning after seeing footage of
After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
Perth's Filthy Bogans Vote Against Own Interests By Electing One Nation Over A Parachuted Gas Lobbyist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house
Victorian Government Shelve Plans For Dan Andrews Statue Over Concerns Wealthy Lefties Won't Be Able To Stop Smooching It
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The Victorian Government is not standing with Dan this week as they cancel a planned
Local News
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
Sharehouse Finally Completes Six Season Show After Two Years Of Living Together
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Over two years after signing their lease, a sharehouse in Betoota’s french quarter have finally
Wealthy Renters Flaunt Their Luxurious Lifestyle With ‘Living Room'
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An out of touch couple in Melbourne have continued to flaunt their lavish lifestyle with the
The Nation
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a
Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
Moderate Liberal Unveils Economic Policy That Somehow Makes Full Blown Racism Look Like A Better Election Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed
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Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
Politics
After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
Perth's Filthy Bogans Vote Against Own Interests By Electing One Nation Over A Parachuted Gas Lobbyist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house
4Corners Reveals Democracy Now So Compromised That Lobbyists No Longer Need To Operate In The Shadows
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent Four Corners investigation has revealed that we have finally reached the point where political
Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
Sports
So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
Report: Bring Back The Fat .....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running