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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources close to the Duke of Sussex have confirmed that sometime during his current Australian tour,
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local public transport commuters have another reason to jump for joy as train station escalators provide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pakistan has formally proposed to the United Nations Security Council that control of the Strait of
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 30 year old Tigers fan is feeling a sense of child-like joy he hasn'
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman was left questioning her friendships after only receiving a notification from Dominos
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT An intense game of chicken was played today in a local op shop in Betoota’s
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Tim Barton, a recent graduate of Betoota University, has enrolled in his honours year after 20
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local public transport commuters have another reason to jump for joy as train station escalators provide
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 30 year old Tigers fan is feeling a sense of child-like joy he hasn'
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has this week confirmed it will raise interest rates for the
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As beautiful big blue skies cover Betoota today, autumn is pretty awesome, it can
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources close to the Duke of Sussex have confirmed that sometime during his current Australian tour,
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has this morning delivered what political observers are describing as a "textbook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce came within seconds of posting an AI-generated image of himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT National and international news outlets are today covering the shocking fire out of an Australian oil
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has jumped in the roundyard this morning with the stroppy mickey bull that
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce is fending off puritan backlash this morning after One Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery figures known as the Rugby League gods have today confirmed that they are really
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The 2026 iteration of Tiger Woods personal controversies is stuggling to maintain the same media attention
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent poll has revealed that we really need a feel-good multilingual world cup song that
