Hobart Hurricanes Sold For A Good Caravan And Two Pairs Of Going Out Shoes As BBL Privatises
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Hobart Hurricanes are reportedly the first Big Bash League team to be sold
Hobart Hurricanes Sold For A Good Caravan And Two Pairs Of Going Out Shoes As BBL Privatises
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Inner-City Gym Decides It Needs 3 Metre Tall Glass Windows Facing Busy Main Street
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Man Opts Out Of The Algorithm By Throwing His Fucking Phone Off A Bridge And Going To The Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Alcohol, nicotine and a warm spring breeze have continued to solve local problems this
Liberals To Defend Big Tech's Right To Stream This Shit Into The Frontal Lobes Of Vulnerable Young Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition will defend the status quo and protect the God-given rights of young
Woke Maths Teacher Accused Of Indoctrinating Kids By Teaching Them About Compound Interest
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 43 year veteran of Betoota Heights High has today been the subject of a rather
"Reckon They've Forgotten About The Whole Gas Tax Thing Yet" Albo Asks Staffers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As revelations swirl that the Labor government has rolled out its very own version of Sports
Nation’s Tall Poppy Urges Satisfied As Sydney’s Eastern Suburb To Be Transformed With Minnslop Apartments
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Everyone who lives in the southern hemisphere's largest open-air sewer is rejoicing
Albo's Local Golf Course Now Able To Get Hard Solo On Tap After $6M Grant
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has found himself in a little bit of trouble after an examination
One Nation Vows To Let Australians Spend Their Super On A Brand New Isuzu DMAX
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Nation's greatest minds are currently discussing a new policy to allow Australians to
Murdoch Officially Turns On Pauline Hanson As Someone At NewsCorp Is Clearly Compromised By The Epstein Files
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT With yesterday's sting in The Australian, it's clear that
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Sweet Summer Child: Mate From Sydney Insists On Leaving An Hour Early To Find A Park
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Sydney man is currently experiencing his seventeenth wave of culture shock after landing in Queensland
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
The Nation
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a
Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
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Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recent political developments coming out of Germany today have revealed that there is still nothing to
Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Politics
Melbourne Media Will Have To Dig A Little Deeper If They Think A DUI and Some Goey Is Enough To Stop This Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT BARELY A HICCUP: After playing the role of One Nation cheerleaders for the last 12 months,
Liberals To Defend Big Tech's Right To Stream This Shit Into The Frontal Lobes Of Vulnerable Young Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition will defend the status quo and protect the God-given rights of young
One Nation Vows To Let Australians Spend Their Super On A Brand New Isuzu DMAX
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Nation's greatest minds are currently discussing a new policy to allow Australians to
Opposition To Oppose Algorithm Reforms Because Their Entire Political Strategy Relies On Brain Rot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week vowed that they will oppose new legislation aimed at stopping
Sports
Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about
So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has