Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos endured their most embarrassing NRL loss of the season yesterday, after a dismal
Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
7 Things That Pauline Hanson Will Be Awesome At When She Becomes Prime Minister
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National Party Shocks Voters By Making Stunning Commitment To Net Zero Seats By 2028
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“The Fuck Kind Of Pub Doesn’t Have Miller Chill?” Says Outraged Tweed Breed
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Old Codger Who Never Once Caught The Train Prepared To Die Before Letting Abandoned Line Become A Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local old codger has confirmed he is willing to die to prevent the old Port
Famous Person Confirmed As A 'Great Bloke' After 45 Second Interaction With Dad At The Shops
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news from Betoota Heights, a local father of 3 has confirmed that a
Experts Agree Best Cure For Seasonal Depression Is Going To Karaoke With Some Filos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Australians may notice a slump in their morale and heightened
"Wow, What A Budget" Says Career Public Servant Who Lives Above A Metro Station In A New Flat, Harbouring The Ambition Of A Well-Fed House Cat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queensland Health worker, who does something with a computer in the department's building
Huge Week For Aussies In London Who Love Telling Poms That This Isn’t Even That Hot Aye
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The recent heatwave in London has been absolutely huge for Clapham Australians who really want their
Humiliation As The Falling American Empire Gets High Speed Rail Before Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Australians are struggling to process reports that the pseudo-"developed" country of the United
EDITORIAL: 'A Rare Moment Of Self-Awareness From A Lifelong Australian Conservative'
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT As much as I resent this soft-cock left-wing dystopia we find ourselves living
6 Reasons Why Screeching About The Federal Budget On LinkedIn Is More Productive Than Becoming A Liberal Party Member
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Government's 2026 Federal Budget has been met with a wave of unexpected
Local News
Old Codger Who Never Once Caught The Train Prepared To Die Before Letting Abandoned Line Become A Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local old codger has confirmed he is willing to die to prevent the old Port
Experts Agree Best Cure For Seasonal Depression Is Going To Karaoke With Some Filos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Australians may notice a slump in their morale and heightened
"Wow, What A Budget" Says Career Public Servant Who Lives Above A Metro Station In A New Flat, Harbouring The Ambition Of A Well-Fed House Cat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queensland Health worker, who does something with a computer in the department's building
Report: What The Fuck Have They Done To The Subaru Outback lol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in the market for a new family car as this week walked out
The Nation
“The Fuck Kind Of Pub Doesn’t Have Miller Chill?” Says Outraged Tweed Breed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A late-20s Tweed local has reportedly been left a state of pure indignation after a surf
Gen-Z Teens And 60 Year Old Ethnic Women Find Common Ground In Watching Reels In Public With No Headphones and Obnoxiously Loud Volume
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A recent study conducted by the South Betoota Polytechnic School of Anthropology has today revealed an
Aspirational Australian Family Now Wealthy Enough To Holiday Domestically
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of toil and sacrifice, one local working family has finally surpassed a new socio-economic
Living Statue Busker Now The Highest Paid In Australian Arts Sector
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that a living statue busker operating out of Pitt St Mall
World News
Humiliation As The Falling American Empire Gets High Speed Rail Before Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Australians are struggling to process reports that the pseudo-"developed" country of the United
Recent News From The World Of Cave Diving Reaffirms Local Man's Opinion That It's Not For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed this week that in light of recent developments from the world
Origin Explainer For 'Sportsball' People: Queensland Are Iran And Origin Is The Strait Of Hormuz
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the colder weather settling in for the months ahead, do you find yourself rolling your
UK Government To Fix Everything By Replacing PM With Bloke Who Looks Like He Sells Apartments On The Goldy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to be replaced by a bloke called Wes in
Politics
National Party Shocks Voters By Making Stunning Commitment To Net Zero Seats By 2028
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have this weekend dropped a political bombshell. The self-proclaimed party for
"Who's Side Are You On, Claude?" Self-Described Tech Entrepreneur Asks After Bot Says Jim's New CGT Laws Won't Really Affect Him At All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter entrepreneur who has spent the better part of this week warning his LinkedIn
Liberal Party Members Call For The Return Of Peta's Angels: Full Throttle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Never before has it appeared more likely that the Liberal Party of Australia will not live
Teals In Talks To Form New Political Party 'Like The Liberals But Not Fucked In The Head From Sky News'
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Independent MPs, that now represent the Liberal Party's once safest urban electorates, are
Sports
Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos endured their most embarrassing NRL loss of the season yesterday, after a dismal
Laurie Daley Finds The Winning Formula: "The Key Is To Have More Players On The Field Than Queensland"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Blues have proven that maybe they do get State Of Origin, after staging a
Dad Reckons It’s All Rigged Anyway
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT There was perhaps no one in better spirits than Betoota Plains resident Steve Stewart after Queensland
Ponga Avoids Suspension For Grade 2 Dangerous Midriff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland State Of Origin hero Kalyn Ponga has avoided a suspension for a bold fashion statement