“We Should Move Here” - Queenslander Immediately Regrets Exposing His Southerner Wife To Maleny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane bloke has today made a crucial error in allowing his out-of-towner wife
“We Should Move Here” - Queenslander Immediately Regrets Exposing His Southerner Wife To Maleny
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Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Dugong Population Drops 50% In Shock To Scientists That Have Never Tasted One As They Are Delicious
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scientists are growing concerned this week after dugong populations in the Gulf are estimated
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That
After Facing Backlash For Having Same Migration Numbers As Labor, Pauline Calls For 'Indian Ocean' To Be Renamed 'Australian Ocean'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The most in form noise merchant in Australia is reportedly set to fire off another algorithmic
Far-Right Cooker Who Can't Stop Talking About Grooming Gangs And Pedo Cults Mustn't Be Watching The Actual News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia's most influential far-right political pundits, Jezza Mackie (35), appears to
Ben Carroll Scraps Bronze Dan Andrews Statue Claiming To Have Never Met The Guy
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Victorian premier Ben Carroll has decided to scrap the controversial bronze statue of Daniel Andrews. Because
Ozempic Allegations Fly After Man Reveals Bag Of Air Is His Snack Of Choice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Grove local has ignited Ozempic rumours with an admission regarding his favorite type of
Adelaide Strikers Put Tentative 9am Curfew In Place As They Sign Ben Stokes For BBL16
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact English cricket's red rudeboy has signed with the Adelaide Strikers this week,
Local News
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
Sharehouse Finally Completes Six Season Show After Two Years Of Living Together
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Over two years after signing their lease, a sharehouse in Betoota’s french quarter have finally
The Nation
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a
Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
World News
Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
Politics
After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
Perth's Filthy Bogans Vote Against Own Interests By Electing One Nation Over A Parachuted Gas Lobbyist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house
4Corners Reveals Democracy Now So Compromised That Lobbyists No Longer Need To Operate In The Shadows
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent Four Corners investigation has revealed that we have finally reached the point where political
Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
Sports
So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
Report: Bring Back The Fat .....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running