Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Chilling New Details Emerge Of The Victorian Branch Of The CFMEU Standing Over Afghan Villagers In 2015
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large
Nation's Economic Geniuses Still Banging On About An Oil Field That Fills Up A Prado A Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet
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Albo Politely Declines Staffer's Suggestion He Do A "What Were You Like In The 90s" Video
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today gently declined a pitch from a 25-year-old social media adviser
Architect Simply Cannot Stop Himself From Adding Curved Balconies With Shit Dangling Off Them To Proposed Development
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fuckwit architect has today unveiled his latest masterpiece to the Betoota Shire Council, a
Poor Little Gas Companies Who Can Sponsor Every Sporting Code In Nation Can't Afford To Pay Any Tax Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is this week being treated to a nice sob story from a couple of
Australian Media Works Tirelessly To Not Mention The Rural Independent That Could Destroy Their One Nation Narrative
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For 23 years, the Liberal Party held the rural NSW electorate of Farrer safely. The local
'Slight Morning Tickle In The Throat' Type Weather Descends On Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Carnarvon to the Tweed, the those south of the great chill line are once again
Raw Milk Enthusiast Definitely Had A Few Intrusive Thoughts During Zoo Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has been removed from the Channel Country Zoo this afternoon following an incident
Farrer By-Election: Taylor Struggles To Find One Farmer In The NSW Riverina Whose Family Migrated From A Liberal Democracy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When Sussan Ley MP got knifed as the Liberal leader late last year, events were put
Mayor Of Betoota Joins Calls For A Permanent Ceasefire Ahead Of Talks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Lord Mayor of Betoota has joined growing calls for a permanent, comprehensive ceasefire between the
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Architect Simply Cannot Stop Himself From Adding Curved Balconies With Shit Dangling Off Them To Proposed Development
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fuckwit architect has today unveiled his latest masterpiece to the Betoota Shire Council, a
Raw Milk Enthusiast Definitely Had A Few Intrusive Thoughts During Zoo Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has been removed from the Channel Country Zoo this afternoon following an incident
Mayor Of Betoota Joins Calls For A Permanent Ceasefire Ahead Of Talks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Lord Mayor of Betoota has joined growing calls for a permanent, comprehensive ceasefire between the
"Locals Only!" Says The 20% Of Coastal Town Population Who Don't Realise Tourism Is All They've Got
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Residents of Australia’s busiest East Coast holiday towns are banding together to ensure their parking
The Nation
Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
Chilling New Details Emerge Of The Victorian Branch Of The CFMEU Standing Over Afghan Villagers In 2015
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Disturbing new reports have emerged this week alleging that members of the Victorian branch of the
Nation's Economic Geniuses Still Banging On About An Oil Field That Fills Up A Prado A Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation enjoys a slow and painful constriction at the hands of a fuel crisis
'Slight Morning Tickle In The Throat' Type Weather Descends On Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Carnarvon to the Tweed, the those south of the great chill line are once again
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"G'Day You Fucken Sucked Mango Seed Looking Fuck" Chalmers Greets Trump Logan-Style Amid Criticism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has this morning delivered what political observers are describing as a "textbook
Pope Low Key Pumped To Drop Some Fire Memes In This Online War With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
Peace Talks Collapse With “Total Annihilation” Still A Bit Of A Sticking Point For Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest
Politics
Albo Politely Declines Staffer's Suggestion He Do A "What Were You Like In The 90s" Video
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today gently declined a pitch from a 25-year-old social media adviser
Australian Media Works Tirelessly To Not Mention The Rural Independent That Could Destroy Their One Nation Narrative
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For 23 years, the Liberal Party held the rural NSW electorate of Farrer safely. The local
QLD's Free Speech Debate Occupies The Lull Between Olympic Stadium Debate And State Of Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland activists have vowed to challenge new state laws banning the phrase “from the river to
“We Should Only Accept Immigrants From Liberal Democracies” Says Man Who Obviously Has A Problem With Croatians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of One Nation appears to be dictating the Liberal Party's policies, it
Sports
New Toowoomba Resident Has His Inner-City Worldview Shattered By First Sunday Arvo Clydesdales Match
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A newly arrived Toowoomba resident has this week been left questioning his fundamental interpretation of reality.
Dragons Know What They Need To Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In fairly unsurprising NRL news, St George Illawarra Dragons coach Shane Flanagan has been sacked by
Man Receives Strongest Proof Yet That We're Living In A Simulation After Tigers Finish Round 6 On Top Of NRL Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating
Rugby League Gods Just Having A Laugh Until Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery figures known as the Rugby League gods have today confirmed that they are really