West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
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Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
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Sharehouse Finally Completes Six Season Show After Two Years Of Living Together
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Guy From Canberra Almost Pops A Blood Vessel Defending Canberra
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Canberra has become dangerously close to serious medical harm after a vehement defence
Yeah Cool, Let Us Know When Robots Can Make A Rigid Pen Wobble In Broad Daylight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As each week passes, the world comes closer to the staggering realisation that robots are about
KPMG Slashes Staff To Navigate Challenging Headwinds Of Management Not Knowing What The Fuck They’re Synergising
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Being a consultant is easy but this week KPMG is making it look hard
Two Birds One Stone: One Nation Says Making Smokes Cheaper Means People Won't Actually Need Super Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has made two controversial policies dovetail neatly this week after
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Bloke With A Couple Days Left To Kill In Mackay Definitely Treating Himself To Some Northern Hogspitality Tonight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia restored order to the cricketing universe and whipped Bangladesh inside two days, leaving
Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
Moderate Liberal Unveils Economic Policy That Somehow Makes Full Blown Racism Look Like A Better Election Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed
Local News
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
Sharehouse Finally Completes Six Season Show After Two Years Of Living Together
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Over two years after signing their lease, a sharehouse in Betoota’s french quarter have finally
Wealthy Renters Flaunt Their Luxurious Lifestyle With ‘Living Room'
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An out of touch couple in Melbourne have continued to flaunt their lavish lifestyle with the
Local Woman Goes Jeans Shopping And Doesn’t Have A Break Down
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman has remarkably survived a shopping trip for new jeans without breaking down
The Nation
Moderate Liberal Unveils Economic Policy That Somehow Makes Full Blown Racism Look Like A Better Election Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed
Sturt's Desert Pea Loyalists Outraged As Flannel Flower Voted Australia's Favourite Wildflower
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STOLEN ELECTION! Politicians and community leaders say that social cohesion is directly under threat, after a
Australia's Top 5 Most Committed Protesters That Have Been Rallying Outside Town Hall For Decades
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Harbour City is growing up! This comes as designs for a new public square opposite
Mushroom Murderer Appeals Sentence Just As Local Man Was Keen To Give Beef Wellington Another Whirl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like the rest of Australia, local Betoota man Craig Gorman (60) had waited an appropriate amount
World News
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
Liberals Insist Diplomatic Relations With Japan Have Never Been Worse Due To Melon Comment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the last 6 months of his leadership tossing up whether he wants the Liberals
Tupac Shakur Murder Trial Takes Gen-X Dad Straight Back To The Great Bong-Hazed Mystery Of His Youth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Gen-X Australian dad is today underplaying how deeply invested he is in the
Politics
Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
Brokeback Barnaby Proves He's Not Some Darlinghurst Diva And Books The Priscilla Suite At Mario's Palace In Broken Hill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since jumping the fence six months ago, former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has faced
Prime Minister Albanese Takes To Social Media To Finally Address The Melon Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After weeks of cowering and avoiding accountability, Prime Minister Albanese is finally walking the coals. This
Sports
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
Report: Bring Back The Fat .....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running
Local Boy Jake Weatherald Shows Teammates How It's Done In Darwin And Tucks Into A Prawn Laksa At Lunch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It may be 32 degrees in Darwin today but that won't stop the locals