New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
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21,235 Days Later, WA Police Confirm Harold Holt Is Missing
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Herzog This, CGT That. Who Gives A Shit. Albo Calls It A Week And Relaxes To Some Radio Birdman
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Kiwi Saleswoman Extremely Piss Fit
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Landlord Informs Tenant That They Unfortunately Do Have To Pass That Interest Rate Hike On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A retired Betoota Heights plumber has today set about his new line of work. The owner
It's 2030. One Nation Has 140 Lower House Seats. Dame Pauline Hanson Is Prime Minister. The Immigrants Are Gone. This Is How We Are Living Now.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On my street, the cafe still opens at six, but only three days a week. The
Simple-Minded Boyfriend Only Has To Avoid Extremist Algorithm For 3 More Days Until Footy Kicks Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The low-functioning but independent-thinking boyfriends and husbands of Australia are being commended this week. Namely, for
All Sides Of Australia's Media, Political And Business Class Prepare To Unite In The Battle To Crush Any Suggestion Of Changes To The Way Property Is Taxed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Treasurer Jim Chalmers is today preparing for battle, after laying down the gauntlet to the powers
"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
Yuppie Dad Forced To Permanently Wear Long Sleeves To Hide The Shame Of His 2014 Steresonic Koi Fish Era
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With dance music no longer considered a mainstream artform and Australia's last remaining nightclub
Michele Bullock Says Australians Are Welcome To Announce Their Own Cash Rate If All They’re Going To Do Is Be Critical
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Reserve Bank Of Australia has confirmed today that she's '
King Convinces Andrew To Move Out Of The Royal Lodge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The person formally known at Prince Andrew has moved out of the Royal Lodge, as per
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Herzog This, CGT That. Who Gives A Shit. Albo Calls It A Week And Relaxes To Some Radio Birdman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has called it a week this afternoon and put his noise cancelling headphones
One Nation Release First Economic Policy That Blames Inflation On Evil Gay Lizard Shapeshifter That Now Lives Inside Jim Chalmer's Skin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Malcolm Roberts has released One Nation's first economic policy this afternoon as
Lighter Moment For Liberals As Ted O'Brien Suggests He Might Be A Better Leader
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Ted O'Brien has reportedly brought the house down as he laid out
Liberals Begin Serious Discussions About Parachuting Big Chocky Into NSW Central Coast For 2028
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party grapples with a growing sense of irrelevance within the Australian electorate, senior
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New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
Wollongong's Greeks And Macedonians Kick Off Historic Argument Over Who Gets To Claim Alexander The Great
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The generational migrant communities of the NSW Illawarra region are once again arguing over the origins
Buzz Rothfield Retires From Sports Journalism To Spend More Time With His Exotic Dancers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad day for consumers of Rugby League gossip, NRLCon icon Phil 'Buzz'
Tony Jones Confirms He Has Absolutely Zero Comments On Novak's Run To The Semi-Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 9 sports personality Tony Jones has today declined to comment on a notable story out
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21,235 Days Later, WA Police Confirm Harold Holt Is Missing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Western Australian Police have today made a second damning revelation. Fresh off the back of
Kiwi Saleswoman Extremely Piss Fit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that middle aged corporate women who are from New Zealand have
Simple-Minded Boyfriend Only Has To Avoid Extremist Algorithm For 3 More Days Until Footy Kicks Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The low-functioning but independent-thinking boyfriends and husbands of Australia are being commended this week. Namely, for
All Sides Of Australia's Media, Political And Business Class Prepare To Unite In The Battle To Crush Any Suggestion Of Changes To The Way Property Is Taxed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Treasurer Jim Chalmers is today preparing for battle, after laying down the gauntlet to the powers
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King Convinces Andrew To Move Out Of The Royal Lodge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The person formally known at Prince Andrew has moved out of the Royal Lodge, as per
Trump Threatens Iran With 'Major Distraction' From State-Sponsored Murder Of Americans; Being A Nonce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has threatened Iran with what aides are describing as a "major
International Hottest 100 Artist Either 'Really Stoked Man I Love Australia' Or Could Not Give A Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Hottest 1oo races towards crowning Olivia Dean, a raft of artists have dialled into
Trump Backs Down On Greenland After Australian Open Threatens To Remove US Flag From Score Graphic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is breathing a sigh of relief today after the United States' President revealed
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Landlord Informs Tenant That They Unfortunately Do Have To Pass That Interest Rate Hike On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A retired Betoota Heights plumber has today set about his new line of work. The owner
"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
Yuppie Dad Forced To Permanently Wear Long Sleeves To Hide The Shame Of His 2014 Steresonic Koi Fish Era
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With dance music no longer considered a mainstream artform and Australia's last remaining nightclub
Pain In The Arse Strata Manager Not Even Hijacking Maintenance Decisions To Make A Buck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The residents a blonde brick unit block in Betoota's Flight Path District is currently