Yeah, That Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
Yeah, That Could Have Been An Email
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Wife's Barina Gets A Cheeky Sip On The Company Card
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Blah Blah Blah 25% Tax On Gas Exports Please
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation prepares for some weird war time address from a Prime Minister who says
Italy To Now Redirect Their National Pride Into A More Realistic Word Cup Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In heart-breaking news for your mate who installs marble and ceramic bench tops, Italy has failed
In An Effort To Ration Nation's Fuel Supplies, PM Considers Also Slashing Beer Excise Tax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the War in Iran rages, Prime Minister Albanese is taking unprecedented action to ensure that
At Times Like This, We Miss Buzzfeed And Their "Iran Is Still Serving Cunt" Style Headlines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In terms of youth-orientated media in the past 20 years, none was bigger than Buzzfeed and
Azzurri Still Cursed Ever Since Robbing Us Of A World Cup In ‘06
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Italians have gone ahead and done it again. The Azzurri have done the opposite of
Triple J Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Bad Dreems Cover 'Dido - White Flag' On Like A Version
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GO DOWNNN WITH THISSS SHIPPPP! Triple J are reportedly receiving mounting pressure from listeners, South Australians,
RBA Puts Band Aid On Consumer's Bullet Wound After Shooting Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The RBA has found the weary consumer and/or mortgage holder, lost in the desert of
New Report Finds Constantly Inhaling Artificially Flavoured Chemical Vapour From Digital Device Made By Nameless Foreign Manufacturer Not That Good For You
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has today been rocked by a stunning health revelation. A GROUNDBREAKING new report has
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Wife's Barina Gets A Cheeky Sip On The Company Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A faithful old steed has today been treated to a beautiful drop of liquid hay. Sharon
'I'll Get The Servo Snacks' Not Gonna Cut It On Easter Road Trip
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Easter rapidly approaching, the nation is frantically trying to wrap its head around what Easter
Just Remember, If You Ever Feel Like An Idiot, There Are People Out There Who Paid $50k+ For One Of These Things
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a growing sense of futility washing over our cosmopolitan desert republic this week as
Sanctimonious Leftoid And Forgotten Rural Hick Put Their Cultural Differences Aside To Focus On Their True Enemy: Politicians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A blue-haired propellor hat owner and a retired grazier have agreed on something for the first
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Yeah, That Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
Albo Plans Epic April Fools Day Prank For Tonight Where He's Going To Say Everything Will Be OK
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will address the nation this evening at 7pm, where he is expected
Blah Blah Blah 25% Tax On Gas Exports Please
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation prepares for some weird war time address from a Prime Minister who says
At Times Like This, We Miss Buzzfeed And Their "Iran Is Still Serving Cunt" Style Headlines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In terms of youth-orientated media in the past 20 years, none was bigger than Buzzfeed and
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Trump Furious Australia Won’t Just Join America’s War Like We Did When He Had Bone Spurs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has today singled out Australia for not rushing to jump up on
BP Starting To Really Regret Giving Away All Of That Oil To The Penguins For Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the newest War in The Middle East rages, it appears that no amount of US
Trump Begins Wrapping This Whole Thing Up By Sending A Few Thousand More American Troops To War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some great news for the people in Australia who have to buy things like food
Fresh Shipment Of Much-Needed Leaded Petrol Arrives In New Zealand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has done some good this week and secured a precious shipment of
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Pauline To Give Alternative National Address On Sky News At 7pm To Discuss Those Scarves Muslim Women Wear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister's office have confirmed that the Australian leader will deliver an address
In An Effort To Ration Nation's Fuel Supplies, PM Considers Also Slashing Beer Excise Tax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the War in Iran rages, Prime Minister Albanese is taking unprecedented action to ensure that
RBA Puts Band Aid On Consumer's Bullet Wound After Shooting Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The RBA has found the weary consumer and/or mortgage holder, lost in the desert of
One Nation In-Fighting Begins As Party Divided Over Whether Flags Should Be At Half Mast For Dezi Freeman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of One Nation might be over before they were able to gain any real
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Italy To Now Redirect Their National Pride Into A More Realistic Word Cup Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In heart-breaking news for your mate who installs marble and ceramic bench tops, Italy has failed
Azzurri Still Cursed Ever Since Robbing Us Of A World Cup In ‘06
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Italians have gone ahead and done it again. The Azzurri have done the opposite of
"All Life Is Suffering" - Manly Sea Eagles Fans Turn To Buddhism To Find Peace In Cruel World
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-suffering people of Sydney's Northern Beaches are reportedly converting to buddhism en masse
Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as