WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Heights RSL has ruffled some feathers in the community today, with an interesting new
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On another fine Friday afternoon, The Betoota Advocate is pleased to present its third social media
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brownshirts at a mid-sized Betoota Heights marketing firm has reportedly grown suspicious
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of Queensland has once again laid down the gauntlet to the uppity Southerners who
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A veteran high school teacher in our state's Deep North has today let out
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Over two years after signing their lease, a sharehouse in Betoota’s french quarter have finally
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An out of touch couple in Melbourne have continued to flaunt their lavish lifestyle with the
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STOLEN ELECTION! Politicians and community leaders say that social cohesion is directly under threat, after a
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Harbour City is growing up! This comes as designs for a new public square opposite
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent Four Corners investigation has revealed that we have finally reached the point where political
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running
