REPORT: The Poms Are Getting Too Cocky, We Must Bring Back Their 88 Days Of Mandatory Farm Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration, Australia's number one political issue is heating up again this week, as the
REPORT: The Poms Are Getting Too Cocky, We Must Bring Back Their 88 Days Of Mandatory Farm Work
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Recently Dumped Brisbane Woman Now Back On Track After Rooting A Bronco
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Non-Golfer On Bucks Party Politely Requests To Be Left To Drink And Smoke Darts In Peace
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bucks party reveller has today sat down for a chat with The Advocate about
Administrators Permit Unpaid Subbies To Strip The Copper Out Of All Unfinished Bathla Projects
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled property developer Bathla is somehow still standing. The construction giant, that specialises in medium
Tony Burke Will Detail Immigration Policy Through Original Song 'Go Home (Before I Deport You)' At Press Club Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Immigration Minister Tony Burke will perform an original song at the National Press Club
Karl Stefanovic Thinking Maybe He Should've Just Shut Up And Let Channel Nine Pay Him $3m A Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Notable Australian personality Karl Stefanovic has today made a stunning admission. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate
99.9999% Of Ed Sheeran's Fanbase Blissfully Unaware He Has Been Cancelled By An Extremely Online Corner Of The Internet
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact British pop star, Ed Sheeran, is just as popular as ever - it can be confirmed.
Local Bloke Can Relate To The Hyrox World Champion Because He Sharted On The Smith Machine Once
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An amateur Betoota Heights athlete has today confirmed to The Advocate that he feels the pain,
Unemployed Mate Flat Out Watching The Emmys
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Motorists Realise They've Entered Rural Queensland When The Servo Hotbox Does Not Muck Around
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A fully stacked bain marie has been identified as the universal indicator that the road trip
Sweet Summer Child: Mate From Sydney Insists On Leaving An Hour Early To Find A Park
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Sydney man is currently experiencing his seventeenth wave of culture shock after landing in Queensland
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
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REPORT: The Poms Are Getting Too Cocky, We Must Bring Back Their 88 Days Of Mandatory Farm Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration, Australia's number one political issue is heating up again this week, as the
Administrators Permit Unpaid Subbies To Strip The Copper Out Of All Unfinished Bathla Projects
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled property developer Bathla is somehow still standing. The construction giant, that specialises in medium
Office IT Guy Treats Self To The Double Seafood Sensation Foot Long After Nabbing Radiohead Tix
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Forget the coconut-scented crowds of Swifties that took our cities hostage during the Eras tour.
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
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99.9999% Of Ed Sheeran's Fanbase Blissfully Unaware He Has Been Cancelled By An Extremely Online Corner Of The Internet
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Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
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Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
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Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
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Aussie Media Now Going Back Through All Of The Vile Comments They Ignored When Pauline Hanson Was Still Their Darling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian media has tapped into a never-ending reservoir of vile and deeply offensive remarks
Barnaby And Pauline Forced To Go Top-To-Tail In Gina’s Humble Little $20M Queenslander
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce are facing scrutiny once again after failing to disclose their stay
Coalition Seemingly Torn Over Whether It Is Inappropriate To Call Their War Hero Colleague A Traitor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian Liberal MP and decorated SAS veteran, Andrew Hastie, has this week taken the gloves
Melbourne Media Will Have To Dig A Little Deeper If They Think A DUI and Some Goey Is Enough To Stop This Thing
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Recently Dumped Brisbane Woman Now Back On Track After Rooting A Bronco
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT WE'RE BACK BABY: Local Brisbane woman, Rosalie Barton (24) is emerging from the
“But You Can't Do That!” Sydney Has A Sook As Broncos And Cowboys Supporters Seamlessly Get Behind Dolphins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Queensland Cowboys are celebrating Mad Monday today, after being ousted from the 2026 competition
Sir David Dobbyn Booked For Pre-Match Entertainment As Mount Smart Stadium Hosts The Hori Cup
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Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about