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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recent political developments coming out of Germany today have revealed that there is still nothing to
Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
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Anti-PC Commentators Insist The Woke Police Are Outraged By Awkward Cultural Gaffe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The corner of the media and internet that feed off outrage and division have fired up
WTF!? Raising Taxes On An Addictive Product Until It's Prohibitively Expensive Results In A Blackmarket?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament is now hosting a tug-of-war between the most stubborn people in Australian politics:
One Nation Back In Front After Pauline Announces Ban On Benson Boone From FM Radio If Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government has fallen out of favour this week as One Nation surges back
Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about
Office NPC Punches Monitor After Failing To Secure Bruno Mars Tickets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some guy that works in town with a computer in return for money has
Word Of The Week: Fredagsbar (A Popular Danish Tradition Of Friday Drinks And Socialising)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Turns out you social media sickos just can't get enough of the word of
New Apple CEO Finally Vows To Get Rid Of "Sent from Iphone" From Email App
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The new Apple CEO John Ternus's first official announcement has been met with unanimous
Angus Taylor Says Schools Are Pushing A Radical Political Agendas By Teaching ‘Critical Thinking’ To Kids
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's incumbent Opposition Leader is once again trying to fend off a challenge
Local News
Sweet Summer Child: Mate From Sydney Insists On Leaving An Hour Early To Find A Park
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Sydney man is currently experiencing his seventeenth wave of culture shock after landing in Queensland
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
The Nation
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That
Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a
Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
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Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recent political developments coming out of Germany today have revealed that there is still nothing to
Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Politics
Opposition To Oppose Algorithm Reforms Because Their Entire Political Strategy Relies On Brain Rot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week vowed that they will oppose new legislation aimed at stopping
WTF!? Raising Taxes On An Addictive Product Until It's Prohibitively Expensive Results In A Blackmarket?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament is now hosting a tug-of-war between the most stubborn people in Australian politics:
After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One
Perth's Filthy Bogans Vote Against Own Interests By Electing One Nation Over A Parachuted Gas Lobbyist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house
Sports
Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about
So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has