EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French Quarter woman last night copped a few glares at Betoota’s finest Italian restaurant, La Cibo, for being unable to stop herself from giving into her natural instincts, it’s reported.
Tilly Wallace [28] is alleged to have been on edge for the first part of the evening due to her boyfriend refusing to allow her to bust a massive whitehead on the back of his neck, which was so large and juicy, it was bordering on psychological torture.
“I’ll be so quick”, she’d wailed, her fingers snapping like a crab, “pleeeeease Chris, it won’t hurt.”
“Nauuurgh”, he’d replied, looking disgusted, “just leave it.”
It was almost worth breaking up over.
Grumpily following him to the restaurant as her eyes strayed to the pimple peeking over the collar of his shirt like eye of Sauron, Anita was practically humming with the pent up energy of a junkie being denied their fix – but luckily, she was soon able to improvise, by ordering a plate of Burrata.
Which is essentially a very tasty pimple, if you think about it.
“OOOOOOOH”, she moaned, ramming her fingers into the Burrata and watching it explode with gusto, “YESSSSSS.”
“God that feels bad.”
Tilly was quickly seen being escorted from the premises, with a very ashamed Chris trailing behind her.
More to come.
