WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms can be sometimes.
With cricket fans around the world tuning into one of the mostly hotly anticipated Ashes series of all time, there has been plenty to talk about on and off the pitch.
While analysis of Bazball has been the major issue to discuss, other’s have surfaced, like the enjoyability of various commentators.
The dulcet tones of Michael Atherton and the affable Irish twang of Eoin Morgan have of course been well received by fans of both sides, as well as the sharp analysis of Ricky Ponting and Mel Jones.
However, in a throw back to the blond streaks of yesteryear, Kevin Pietersen has reminded plenty of fans in Australia just how aggravating he can be.
“Fuck, he’s grating,” sighed one local cricket fan who is on lower power mode after multiple 3am finishes in the last few days.
“He’s really getting under my skin”
“Which he’s probably pleased to know, because he loves winding people up,” laughed the self-aware local fan.
“His commentary shifts are tough,” explained
“I guess I shouldn’t expect much else from a White South African Pom with a tribal sleeve.”
“Imagine having to hang out with him at the pub,” shuddered the local man.
“Nightmare fuel.”
