EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds mum has this week put on an extremely bastardised version of a ‘taco night’, without a single speck of spice, flavour or soul.
It’s alleged that Debra Lismore [56] was eager to see her adult children for the first time in six months but couldn’t be fucked cooking up a huge feast, opting for a DIY taco platter that also allowed her to delegate tasks to really maximise on that bonding time.
Of course, putting together the ingredients needed for tacos at the Lismore’s only take roughly ten minutes, because there’s only ever five ingredients – soft tacos, chopped tomatoes, sour cream, shredded cheese and mince (the latter of which may be cooked with some chopped onion and a smidge of tomato pasta sauce, if Debra is feeling a bit naughty).
As far as Debra is concerned, guacamole, coriander, refried beans, spices and salsa can get absolutely fucked.
And her kids wouldn’t have it anyway.
“Yum thanks mum!”, says her eldest son Liam, as he places an alarmingly large dollop of sour cream on top of his unseasoned mince, “so delicious!”
More to come.
