WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough.
The yellow toothed stinky unwashed ex pat from the the United Sookdom was told a short time ago that he needs to stop trying to psychologically manipulate his mates.
The man in question Alisdair Whitely-Whittingon-Winston-Smith was told that he should stop trying to ‘Bazlight’ his friends.
Emerging over the last couple of days, Bazlighting is a new phenomenon where English people try to make Australians think that they are a bunch of morally inferior cheats who play sport in the wrong way.
Named after the coach of the sookiest and most hypocritical cricketing team on the planet, Brendon ‘Baz’ McCullum, the new phenomenom has spread across the United Sookdom and all the way to the other side of the world here in Betoota.
The tell tale signs of Bazlighting are when English try to act as if they never once took a wicket in the fashion that Alex Carey did on Sunday night, despite numerous incidents where Baz, Bairstow and multiple other English cricketers were involved in similar dismissals.
References to those dismissals can result in Englishmen like Whitely-Whittingon-Winston-Smith acting like ‘you are so crazy for over thinking and trying to create something out of something that doesn’t exist.’
Bazlighting can also manifest in comments and behaviour that suggests the English are the moral arbiters of cricket, despite doing everything to cover up racism scandals within their ranks and being from a country that invade half the world.
So, if friends like Whitely-Whittingon-Winston-Smith begin trying to Bazlight you into thinking that your cricketing team are scum of the earth peasants who would steal from their own mothers, just laugh and tell them to fuck up.
More to come.
