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A local fuckboy is staying cosy in a beer garden this evening after helping himself to a soft woollen pullover from his father’s wardrobe.
Keen to jump onboard the hottest fashion for boys that want to signal they’re not looking for any level of commitment, Josh Henry-Williams (26) has reportedly rolled into some post work bevies with the boys at The Tinder Box in downtown Betoota, wearing his Dad’s navy coloured Rodd & Gunn quarter zip jumper.
Styled with some baggy stonewash denim and a pair of off-white New Balance 550’s, Josh told The Advocate by borrowing his Dad’s jumper he was hoping to nail the preppy but street vibe.
“It’s just the trend hey, quarter zips used to be something a geography teacher would wear, but ‘intellectual daggy chic’ is kinda in,” Josh said as he took his first sip of a Japanese whisky on the rocks.
“I stole it from Dad this morning, I’m sure he won’t notice.” Back home in his parents house in Betoota Grove, it’s reported Josh’s father Graham has spent his evening turning his house upside down, rummaging through his walk-in-wardrobe looking for his favourite lambswool knit.
“Helen, darl! Have you seen my jumper, the navy one?!” Graham yelled out across his six-bedroom home.
“Haven’t seen it since I went to the Rugby last Saturday.”
“Bloody Josh has taken it hasn’t he, first he nicked my boat shoes over Christmas, now he’s helping himself to my jumper too, he should go buy his own!”
