KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A group of toddlers have received a timely education in coarse language this afternoon after being witness to a division 5 suburban Rugby League clash.
Enjoying an afternoon on the sparkling new council-funded playground adjacent to Wally Lewis Memorial oval, The Advocate can report the group of children will be going home asking their parents what the word ‘c*nt’ means.
Witnessing the top of the table clash between the Betoota Dolphins and the Windorah West Windmills, it’s believed the toddlers blissful afternoon in the park was soundtracked by the furious screams of club legends who are currently banned from entering any local venue after 9pm.
“FIRE THE F*CK UP YOU F*CKING CATS!!” screamed head coach and local legend Dane Webcke.
“GET UP IN THAR F*CKING FACE AND CHOP THE C*NTS” added team water boy and former Queensland Maroons representative Clive ‘Chocker’ Tallis.
Despite a rushed panic from many of the nearby parents to move their children into the safety of nearby SUV’s, it can be confirmed that one father, Shane Carlaw (43), was more than happy for his young twin boys Kalyn and Charnze to continue playing on the swing set.
Watching his kids from the corner of his eye whilst mainly focusing on the semi-final playing out, Shane admitted he saw nothing wrong with his kids getting a bit of an education in the poetry of local park footy.
“Nah they’ve gotta learn aye, I’m probably gonna sign them up for U/6’s soon so they might as well get used to these words now,” Shane told our reporter.
“It’s nothing worse than the things my Dad used to yell at me.”
“Mate I might actually head over support my old club and and grab a sausage sambo off the BBQ, mind watching my kids for me and I’ll be back in two secs?”
More to come.
