WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local woman’s brain was last night pleading with herself to do the right thing.
With the clock ticking past midnight, Bree Lars found herself somehow down a TikTok wormhole watching a Balkan man make incredible looking dishes that she will never ever attempt, or eat.
“The pig’s head dish was flat out cooked,” laughed the tired young lady slumped at her desk.
“Why am I so tired,” asked the young lady, who has the filthiest sleep routine.
It was at that point,Breeadmitted her prefrontal cortex began screaming at her to go the fuck to sleep.
The rational part of her brain reportedly could see the writing on the wall, but the temptation of the doom scroll won over in the end.
“Yeah, I’m pretty out of it today,” laughed Bree.
With her colleague prodding to see just how bad her sleep habits are, Bree admitted it might be time to make a change.
“Set a bed time, and no screens before bed,” said her colleague.
“And go get some Swisse Sleep supplements”
“Break those awful sleep habits you’ve got and get it sorted haha”
