KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A teeny, tiny violin is playing in the eastern suburbs of Sydney this evening as a local Bondi man suffers the winter from hell.
Unable to jet out of the country for his yearly trip to Italy, Sebastian Huberts (34) is having one of the worst July periods on record due to being starved of the chance to spend five weeks skipping and sipping his way around the Amalfi coast.
A little short for money in 2023, The Advocate understands times are financially tough for Sebastian who blew $200,000 on a destination wedding last November.
Now forced to contemplate taking his winter vacation in Perisher, or worse, Bali, it’s reported Seb’s week has turned even more sour after discovering both of his footyball teams, the Sydney Swans and the Sydney Roosters, are pretty shit this year.
“Whaaaat, we’re not even in the top 8!” Seb gasped, after taking a look at the ladder for the first time this season.
“My Swannies, what’s happened?!”
Having not dusted off his scarf to attend a single game at the SCG all year, it’s alleged Sebastian has failed to keep up with the demise of the club which he cheered for in the Grand Final last October.
Keen to find some kind of public event for him and his finance bro buddies to attend this weekend, Seb decided he’d focus his attention to the other team he sometimes supports when he can scab some box seats, the Roosters.
“Well if I can’t go to the Swannies this weekend surely the Roosters are in the top four, how are they doing?” he mumbled as he drafted a message to see which mate could get him into a corporate box.
More to come.
