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After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation with the powers at be upstairs.
The Betoota Heights Engineer currently based on the redevelopment of South Betoota Metro station says he is now flat out begging the A.I gods to come to his saviour.
“Please Nerdius, god of the A.I, find a way to make architects redundant,” prayed the young man who is at a wits end.
“Please, develop some software that reduces them to simply consultants on rich peoples houses who want to make a statement about how clever they are.”
Smith was reduced to the holy requests after having another run in with his favourite person on site – the 49-year-old architect named Aldous Whitely-Smith.
“Don’t get me fucking started,” sighed Engineer Brendan, the guy who has every single piece of outdoor kit possible for his bi-yearly camping trips.
The logical and rational guy who doesn’t do to well with outside the box problems, explained that he had to have a strong conversation about how feasible a counter-lever outdoor green area would be with the current budget.
“Next thing she’ll want suspended walkways running through the joint,” said Brendan.
“Why is it impossible for these architects to spend a single second thinking about how someone is going to put their ideas into practice,” continued the man who lives in a double brick home with 4 identical carpeted bedrooms and the same kitchen and living room as 50% of the people in his housing estate.
“God, it does my head in.”
“The sooner we can replace em with A.I” finished the man whose made for bridges and peers.
More to come.
