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A friend of Paul Kent’s has been ruled out of the upcoming Rugby World Cup after giving himself an uppercut at the suggestion of Wallabies coach Eddie Jones.

Part of working for Fox Sports News is to be largely negative and provide a disparaging commentary around sports that they do not have a licence to broadcast. As they show many games of rugby league and cricket, that only leaves the nation’s sporting whipping boy left for them to heap shit on.

Rather than point the crosshairs at the puce-faced sexagenarians and common rock pigeons that run the sport in this country, Fox Sports News likes to go after the players and coach staff for the code’s obvious problems.

That left coach Eddie Jones to put the boot into them at a press conference in Sydney yesterday, where the powers at rugby forced him and the dress up like little private school cunts in their cunty blazers and little cunty hats for the cameras.

Eddie told some in the media pack to uppercut themselves and the bloke from Fox Sports actually did.

He’s now been ruled out of the world cup.

More to come.

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