EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A soft spoken Betoota Heights woman has today helpfully reminded her boyfriend to put the bins out tonight, by whittling down her requests into a series of keywords, it’s reported.
Bridie Ellis [26] is alleged to be a habitual ‘soft speaker’ who has no semblance of how volume works, which has been a slightly annoying, thorn in her boyfriend Mark’s side since they started dating two years ago.
This has included attempting to have a conversation while he has headphones in, or trying to talk to him when he’s in the upstairs bedroom and she’s in the kitchen.
Furthermore, when Mark is unable to hear what she’s saying, Bridie likes to make things even more cryptic by only repeating back two words, which will then require her to repeat the original sentence again when he has no idea what the fuck she’s saying.
A sequence that always ends with Bridie being the frustrated one.
For this morning’s game of ‘What!?’, Bridie has whispered to Mark to ‘please leave the bins out tonight.’
“Sorry what?”, he’d responded, unable to hear over the sound of his electric toothbrush.
“The bins.”
“What!? What about the bins?”
“REMEMBER TO LEAVE THE BINS OUT, MARK!!
More to come.
