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In a classic display of drunken imagination, local man, Eli Cheshire (26) has found himself contemplating a shocking death as he urinated on a public electricity box while drinking beers with mates in a park.
Eyewitnesses describe the scene as both surprising and concerning, as Eli, fueled by beer and a couple cans of Hard Sol-Hard Rated, and a questionable decision-making process, decided that the giant electricity box was the ideal canvas for his first piss of the night.
While Eli definitely isn’t new to pissing in weird places, he has a strange attraction to pissing on the electricity box as it brings him a brief feeling of adrenaline as he imagines the electricity from the generator crawling up his piss stream and frying him to death, only for his friends to find his charred body.
“Every time I piss on one of those things I can’t help but get ready for an electric shock, the weird thing is, I kind’ve like the feeling that I’m taking a bit of a risk” Eli said.
As Eli returned to his mates, he couldn’t help but ask the question he asks every time he pisses on the electrical box.
“Hey guys do you reckon anyone has died pissing on one of those things” He asks upon his return to the group.
“Surely not. They’d have signs if someone died, knowing Australia.” responds one friend.
“For sure someone died! maybe not here but somewhere for sure, you can’t mix piss and electricity, everyone knows that.” Another mate rebutted.
As Eli sat and watched one of the world’s dumbest arguments unfold between his drunk mates, he couldn’t help but take pride in the fact that he dodged a bullet he didn’t even need to dodge.`
