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With all eyes on Taylor Swift and her big meat head boyfriend, the MVP of the Super Bowl has quietly slipped away for some much needed R&R.
Patrick Fucking Mahomes, the Quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs has already been spotted down at Myrtle Beach soaking up some rays.
This comes despite the Chiefs (aka Taylor’s boyfriend’s team) winning the Super Bowl less than 24 hours ago, with a raft of stars in attendance to witness the historic victory.
Taylor was off course in the house, along with the likes of Jay, Beyonce, Leo, Ice Spice, Usher, Bieber and so on and on.
The star-studded crowd were nearly on par with the Chiefs previous Super Bowl winning afterparty, where Patrick Mahomes became Patrick Fucking Mahomes after running through the guest list including the likes of the Chainsmokers, Dj Khaled and so on.
However, rather than party with Taylor and the crew, the new GOAT of the NFL has wasted no time in getting down to Myrtle Beach to take the JetSki out for a whip.
Speaking to The Advocate after a bit of post Jet Ski body board, Patrick Fucking Mahomes said;
“Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.”
“Travis and Taylor can party in Vegas, but I’m just down here enjoying the rays.”
“There’s no better feeling than winning baby.”
“I’m coming for that bitch arse Tom Brady next too.”
“The GOATs about to get slaughtered.”
More to come.
