WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local arbiter of good taste has today offered up his unsolicited thoughts on the Swiftiemania currently sweeping the country.
Michael Grieve (29) from our town’s Betoota Heights’ district has informed The Advocate this morning that he just can’t deal with all these Swifities carrying on.
“Mate, they are so extra,” said the bloke who vomited on the table of a licensed establishment before being kicked out last weekend.
“I couldn’t imagine anything worse that getting on a plane with a bunch of Swifites singing at the top of their lungs haha,” continued Grieve, who was noticeably roused on a few months ago for talking about extremely vulgar things at 110 decibels on a 9am Friday morning flight after indulging in a few ‘legendary’ breakfast beers.
This comes after the cities of Sydney and Melbourne have descended into full-blown Swiftiemania, with the US megastar’s tour seemingly eclipsing anything we’ve seen for a few decades.
While brining hundreds of thousands of people unbridled joy and priceless memories, plane loads full of young women and girls singing along to Taylor Swift has still drawn the ire of plenty.
On top of that, rolling news reports about trains playing T Swizzle through their sound system and venues going all out to host the hordes of Swifities – have driven a nail in the coffin of sensible blokes who hate all this ‘extra’ shit.
“I don’t know, it’s just os obnoxious and in your face,” said Hope.
“Oh, that family that had to leave the pub cause I was yelling at a horse I backed and calling it a stupid four legged donkey cunt of a thing were carrying on a bit if you ask me,” he laughed.
“They came to a pub, that’s what you get.”
“Anyway, despite not being affected in anyway by the Taylor Swift mania, it’s still really got my gripe.”
“I’ve had enough.”
More to come.
