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The leaps and bounds of the artificial intelligence sector have seen bold new innovations that have allowed users to listen to a predictable playlist and stop paying their copywriters entirely.
According to critics of AI, replacing human work with machine work is step one in an eventual downfall that at best leads to richer bureaucrats and mass unemployment and at worse sees those of us that aren’t ground into fertiliser used as torture subjects for sentient smart fridges.
However, one thing all of us can agree on is that rental agents who have been replaced by AI are sure to bring a more empathetic, human experience to the job than any current organic based one can muster.
In the world of real estate, there is no form lower than the rental agent (apart from the tenant of course) with most aspiring to sell houses so they can make a commission and no longer worry about what needs repairing and what mould is killing people.
As a result, rental agents put the least amount of effort possible into customer service than any job and that’s including the tax office, police and well-reviewed Parisian bakeries.
Therefore, it has come as a boon to Betoota renters that a new rental service Real A.I.state is offering a warm and welcome rental experience powered entirely by the grid.
“That’s OK if you don’t have any previous rental experience, take the form anyway and please let me know if you need any assistance,” stated rental agent 01000011 01101000 01101111 01100100 01100101, flipping the script on the traditional “sorry but I don’t give a shit.”
“Don’t worry about submitting any rental references, I just did a quick search of your entire online history and you seem like a safe pair of hands. I’m very jealous of your hands by the way!”
