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The makers of the wildly popular Bridgeton series have somehow once again outdone themselves when it comes to outlandish and unrealistic plot lines and concepts.

Famous for portraying regency era characters as sexy, not filthy and disease riddled parasites – Bridgeton has wowed viewers with a very extra scene.

The show has featured Colin and Penelope engaging in a romp that lasts for an absurdly unrealistic amount of time.

The racy scene comes as the latest development in the series where Penelope blossoms into the main character, after being the star of the show in the background previously.

That has this week culminated in her and Colin finally bumping uglies, something which has been a long time coming…

The long awaited climax however has raised plenty of eyebrows across the world, with people wondering how a couple of young lovers managed to maintain such passionate intensity without the aid of modern medicine and techniques.

It’s been confirmed by a sexologist at the South Betoota Polytechnic University that the 6 minute scene is actually longer than over 97% of real life sexual encounters.

“Credit to them for always managing to find a way to make their storylines even more unbelievable,” said the sexologist Candy Love.

“It was quite a scene.”

“Enough to make a shared viewing with other people quite awkward I would say.”

More to come.

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