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Britney Spears and her global army of fans are today cheering with joy, after a major development out of New York State’s ritzy Hamptons region.
This comes after her former flame Justin Timberlake was arrested for drink driving overnight, with police officers alleging he was inTOXICated.
The former boy band turned solo fuckboi star was arrested after allegedly driving past a stop sign and veering out of his lane in the posh seaside summer retreat.
The young officer who wasn’t aware of the ageing pop star’s personality, was left confused after Timberlake started doing some weird dance moves that look like some new social media trend he wasn’t across.
Timberlake then refused to take a breath test, but has since been released after crying police officers a river.
“His eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odour of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention, he had slowed speech, he was unsteady afoot and he performed poorly on all standardised field sobriety tests,” the court papers said.
“He told the officers he was trying to bring sexy back, whatever that means.”
The officer reportedly thought something was heating up, so he asked Justin to leave with him.
The stunning development of Justin slipping under, comes nearly a couple of decades after one of pop culture’s most famous power couples broke up.
Various sides to the story have been presented, with the world now universally accepting Britney’s version of events that Justin couldn’t stop the feeling when he was around other women, and he refused to take the relationship to the next level.
Timberlake has yet to provide comment on falling without his wings, but the incident is believed to definitive proof that Britney has now won.
What goes around, goes around, goes around….
Comes all the way back around.
