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A local girl’s new fling has struggled to make a decent impression this morning after failing to contribute to the Saturday quiz.
Seated around some bench seating at Blue Goose Cafe in the French Quarter, The Advocate understands Ciara Winters was using this morning’s fine weather to introduce her mates to her new fella, Mark.
A new Hinge match who’s burst onto the scene with rapid pace, Ciara has been talking up Mark’s credentials to her friends for over two weeks, and given his insanely chiselled jaw structure and towering 6 ft 6 height, her friends can see why.
However despite flaunting the ripped forearms of Paul Mescal, and the bulky shoulders of a Hemsworth, Mark’s failed to pass the social IQ test, as Ciara’s friends attempted to get him involved in doing The Advocate’s famous Saturday Quiz.
“Question one: what is the name of the currency of Japan?” quiz reader leader Gemma put to the group, kicking things off with a pretty easy one, that was met with blank stares from gorgeous Mark.
“I think it’s Yen” answered one friend eventually, putting the group out of their misery after 15 seconds of pretending to not know.
“Alrighty question two: which city will be hosting the Olympics in 2032?” Gemma asked, giving Mark a free kick at a sporty one.
“Hmmm” he pondered, clearly straining his blemish free forehead as every cog inside his head groaned together.
“Nothing, don’t know?” Gemma goaded, looking directly at Ciara with burning eyes.
Then after stumbling through the other 23 questions of the week, and not being able to answer any except for one about how many films are currently in the Fast and The Furious franchise, The Advocate can report Mark won’t be getting an invite to pub trivia night next Tuesday.
“Yeah he’s defs a bit thick!” Gemma later told our reporter, “He’s gorgeous, but so dim…”
“I’m thrilled Ciara is getting some, but would it hurt her to find someone who can help us win a $50 bar voucher.”
