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Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in the German city.

The city is under siege this evening following a famous English victory in the semi-final of Euro 2024.

After being one of the shittest teams in the entire tournament, England sprung into life this morning after going behind early.

Conceding in the 7th minute to the Netherlands courtesy of speedster Xavi Simons, the English decided to actually play some football and not just pass the ball backwards for 90 minutes.

Harry Kane scored after a controversially awarded penalty, and with the game status quoing it’s way towards another English extra time, Villa man Ollie Watkins scored a stunning goal to send the English to their first major tournament final on foreign soil.

The well take goal by the substitute brought on for captain Harry Kane, saw English fans in raptures as they progressed through to losing against Spain in the final on Monday morning our time, in Berlin.

The win comes as vindication for manager Gareth Southgate, who has faced 2 weeks of English fans and media calling for his head, despite taking them to a Euro Final, Euro Semi and World Cup Semi in the last 6 years.

However, that sacking has now been postponed until next week, when the English lose to Spain, who have far and way been the most dominant team throughout the tournament.

The win for the Spanish will be a sweet sweet victory for the rest of the footballing world, who always revel in the English bottling it.

While it’s humorous when they go out in the group stage, it’s somehow much much funnier when they get rolled at the later stages of a tournament,

More to come.

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