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A hilarious international news cycle continues today as England were defeated by Spain in the final of the 2024 Euros.
In what can only be metaphorically described as the sporting equivalent of grazing the former US president’s ear with the bullet from a high powered rifle from 120 metres away, the Three Lions once again missed out on glory after a 2-1 loss to Spain in Berlin
What is even funnier is that millions of fans had packed into bars and pubs in hope that their new Prime Minister would impulsively allow them to take a day off.
Unfortunately for England, but amusingly for the rest of the world, the poms will have to wait another 4 years.
Much like the now dead American gunman who evaded security clearances, army crawled across a roof in Pennsylvania with a high powered rifle, and had a clear shot at the head of the most polarizing politician of the 21st century, England has just missed by an inch.
And just like Donald Trump, the good people of Spain are now wiping the blood off their cheeks and raising their fists in the air, before being thrown into a blacked out 4WD and returning home to celebrate a now undeniable victory.
