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A woman running errands in Betoota CBD has found herself being converted to christianity this morning, after being yelled at by a street preacher with an obnoxiously loud microphone.
Jasmine Dawson, 27, says she’d simply ducked into the CBD to grab a few items from Big W, when she found himself walking directly into the path of a bloke bellowing out Bible verses, and informing everyone within earshot that they’d be ‘spending an eternity in hell’, if they didn’t follow the teachings of Jesus Christ.
Despite only looking to buy a hole puncher, Jasmine has ended up being a different kind of holey – stating that the preacher’s crazed eyes and nonsensical screeches ‘really moved her.’
“I guess all it took was someone yelling at me 90db on a Tuesday morning to get me to convert to christianity”, says Jasmine, who admits she was a ‘devout atheist’ prior to hearing this random man speak, “but I get it now.”
“After being verbally abused and having my eardrums perforated, I’m converted!”
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