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The State of NSW has today launched enquiries as to the whereabouts of a notable rugby league phenomena.
Just hours after a historic win for the cockroaches at Lang Park, NSW has politely asked the state of Queensland (and the stupid out of state turncoats who go for them); “Where’s ya Queensland spirit now ya dumb pricks.”
This follows a NSW victory in one of the most entertaining games of Rugby League the eastern seaboard and a few random Irish pubs in Europe have experienced.
Although a total of 2 tries were scored across 80 minutes, the enthralling contest saw NSW come out on top after doing their best Queensland impression in a decider.
The victory capped off an incredible debut coaching series for Michael Maguire, who has proven that the Tigers were definitely the problem.
It was a win that was felt around pubs and clubs across NSW, who stayed open for an extra 10 minutes after full time to let fans celebrate with a mid strength schooner in a plastic cup.
It was also a win that has uncorked the pent up frustration of NSW fans, who have underperformed in the Origin arena for the last 10 years.
One fan that revealed in the celebrations was Rand Wick, who spoke to The Advocate via video link last night.
“Hahahaha”
“Where’s ya fucking Queensland spirit now you stupid two headed fuck,” he said rather politely.
“Qwwwwweennnnslannnndddddddderrrrr”
“Gotta score a try in an Origin decider if you want to win.”
“Romey is your daddy.”
“Goodnight.”
No more to come.
