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A shit stirrer by trade, Jackson Wishart has spent his young life searching for trouble.

Renowned amongst his mates as the first person to dish out some lip to opposing supporters at an NRL match, the 24-year-old professional carpet cleaner from Boronia Heights has once again decided to push the boundaries of publicly acceptable behaviour in Brisbane.

A long time Broncos fan, it’s believed Jackson’s love for causing drama in public is on show again tonight, as he struts into Suncorp Stadium after a few hours at the Caxton Street Hotel.

Wearing his beloved 2015 Broncos jersey over a grey Adidas hoodie like a military grade bulletproof vest, it’s understood tonights diet of XXXX schooners and wedges at the pub have inspired Jackson to puff his chest a little higher, as he rolls into Suncorp.

“Yewwwww up the Bronx!!” screamed Jackson into the ears of a young family casually walking into the grounds.

“Haha, ya reckon we’re gunna smash em?” he asked a small toddler, who was promptly shielded by the unhappy arms of a Rugby League doting mother.

Armed with a healthy dose of dutch courage, witnesses say Jackson’s attire appeared to give him the superhuman confidence of an American Gridiron player, such was the bulking collection of fabric gathering around his neck and shoulders.

“Newcastle are sheeeeeet,” he whelped after spotting a set of fans from the opposing team.

With swagger in his step and boots filled with rum, Jackson told our reporter that he was feeling pretty good about a Broncos win, and potentially another on the dance floor later that evening.

“Brah we’re gonna go in there and watch the Bronx pound them, we’ll probably smash more beers in the stadium then all roads lead to the Valley, I’m feelin’ lucky tonight!”

More to come.

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