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A local woman has found herself demolishing the first half of season four of Emily in Paris in just one night, despite having absolutely no positive things to say about the show.

Tegan Wilston, 32, who ironically works in the same profession as the protagonist (or antagonist) Emily Cooper, admits she demolished the first three seasons of the show last year after reading all the negative comments about it online, citing that ‘she kind of loves it and hates it at the same time.’

Putting it in the same league as ‘And Just Like That’, which is also made by showrunner Darren Star, Tegan says there’s just something so peaceful about watching such a brain numbing show.

“Emily is somehow even more self absorbed and annoying than Carrie Bradshow”, seethes Tegan, “and she never seems to learn any lessons or progress as a human being.”

“And she somehow always has the perfect idea for a social media campaign that the clients always love.”

“When in reality, clients hate spending money and will usually rip your ideas to shreds via 300 back and forth emails.”

“It’s just so fucking stupid!”

“Anyway, I can’t wait for the second half to drop.”

More to come.

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