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I BLAME THE MOON: Lucy Harris (31) is convinced that the moon is the culprit behind her life’s recent spiral into chaos. As her job, relationship, and general well-being teeter on the brink, Lucy points to the universe for answers.
“It’s definitely the moon,” Lucy claims as she opens up her Co–Star Astrology app for answers.
“Everything’s going wrong, and I’m sure it’s because of lunar interference.”
In just a week, Lucy has missed multiple work deadlines, had her car break down twice, and had several awkward run-ins with her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Dave.
“Something feels totally off,” she said, searching for her misplaced crystals. “It’s like the universe is conspiring against me.”
Despite mounting evidence that her issues might stem from her own poor choices—like binge-watching TV, not exercising and going on weekend long benders —Lucy remains adamant that her woes are due to the moon.
Her friends are worried that Lucy’s lunar fixation might be a way to avoid facing her real problems.
But for now, she’s sticking with her celestial scapegoat.
More to come.
