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A Gen-Z man that has clearly strayed from God’s light has today called upon the Lord to vouch for his honesty while in the daily DMing stages of a relationship
“On god” says Caleb (20), when making plans with a member of the opposite sex whose messages and phone calls he will eventually ignore without any explanation until he she stops contacting him.
While Caleb insists that he is chill, his hyperactive pursuit of romantic suitors – and subsequent ghosting could also be described as rather main character.
His high-key use of emotive youth slang would suggest that he is FR when it comes to vibing. However, it seems the rizz isn’t as sincere as he is suggesting when saying things like bet and on god.
‘On god’ often shortened to ‘ong’ in online correspondence, is supposed to be a no cap form of assurance amongst Gen-Z fuckboys like Caleb.
However, as a godless little rockclimbing fuck, Caleb is not too concerned about the blasphemous implications of using such strong yet hollow language.
The women in his life, who he unironically refers to as ‘females’ because his satirically patriarchal form of flirting has accidentally become his day-to-day parlance – are often confused by this kind of barely translatable terminology. Mostly because their vocabularies aren’t based off isolated social media trends.
But for now Caleb insists it’s just facts and he’s borderline simping.
