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A bloke who was able to single handedly reduce a popular Betoota Ponds pub’s outdoor operating hours with a slew of noise complaints has been caught having a loud yarn on the train today, with onlookers stating they were forced to listen to him whinge on the phone to his wife for forty minutes straight.

Seated directly across from the ‘Quiet Carriage’ sign, Richard Huston, 72, could be heard loudly complaining about everything from the windy weather, to the ‘dumb-arse kids’ skateboarding near the platform this morning, completely unaware that he too, was being an absolute fucking nuisance. 

Despite having no consideration for the rest of the people in the carriage, who no doubt made a beeline to the quiet section in the hopes of a peaceful commute to work, it turns out that Richard himself is not a big fan of noise either!

“It’s like living next to a concert venue every night!” Richard could be heard, quite literally yelling, his voice carrying throughout the carriage. “I’ve called the council twice already—this place needs to be shut down!”

“I’m bloody sick of it, no need for all that carry on at 10pm at night.”

“Bunch of inconsiderate arseholes!”

More to come.

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