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The US Presidential Election has this afternoon taken a stunning turn, after a declaration of war one from one of the most powerful figures in the Western World.
Taylor Swift The White has today declared she will be throwing her support behind the Democratic nominee Kamala Harris.
The pop mega star and wizard of Swiftegard did so a short time ago by announcing her support for Harris, and declaring war on the hordes of Donald Trump.
With the election only a couple of months away, Swift has ordered her army of Swifites to march on Trump Tower and Mar-a-lago.
Standing at the top of the tower of Swiftegard with fellow wizard Kelce the Grey, Swift told her army of Swifites that ‘a new power is rising.’
“It’s victory will be Swift,” continued the musician and wizard in a powerful display of oratory.
“This year, the lands of the United States of America will be overcome by friendship bracelets, glitter and sequins.”
The post was quickly followed by a less inflammatory instagram post, where Swift signed off as a ‘childless cat lady.’
It’s believed she may be joined by Brat armies of Charlie xcx any moment now.
More to come.
