WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal in as many days.
Qantas the once national own flagship operator has been forced to apologise after a serious technical mishap overnight.
The red and white plane taking people home from Tokyo to Betoota’s Remienko International Airport, reportedly glitched early into the route casting a very R-rated film onto the screens of every single passenger.
The film in question was the disgraceful 2009 horror cult hit ‘Human Centipede’ – which this masthead has chosen not to describe given its fucking disgusting nature.
Staff on board the flight were frantically heard trying to shut down the inflight entertainment system, only managing to do so half way through the film.
The drama comes a day after passengers on another flight from Sydney to Tokyo were subjected to the very graphic film Daddio – with passengers shocked at the system glitch that saw the same film broadcast onto every single persons screen.
Speaking to The Advocate about the recent tech debacle, one of the passengers on the flight said they couldn’t believe what they were forced to endure.
“I never needed to see another second of that film,” said one of the horrified and jet lagged passengers.
“That was best left in 2009 and that weird time when we were being subjected to scat over the top shit aimed at shocking people into paying attention.”
Qantas have yet to comment other than a short apology, but have reportedly offered passengers a drink voucher for future trips.
More to come.
