EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has awoken to a feeling of terror this morning, having convinced herself that she must have uploaded some nudes to her instagram story while she was on the piss last night, it’s reported.
Despite not having a single naked photo in her phone, Natalie Harbinger, 34 was certain her entire instagram following not only saw her boobs, but that if she were to open her phone right now, it would be inundated with messages from her mates warning her of her mistake.
Which is why it took her a solid two hours of courage to finally check her phone.
“I never take nude photos so I’m not sure why it’s the first thing I think of if I’ve had a really big night”, admits Natalie, “that, or I’m sure I’ve sent some lewd messages.”
“The latter is far more likely.”
Using some logic, Natalie says she’s sure her mates would have called her had she uploaded a salacious photo to her story.
“Luckily I didn’t this time, but now I’m worried it’s doomed to happen now that I’ve put that thought in my head?”
More to come.
