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In some heartwarming news from the United States of America, the countries leading billionaires have succeeded in rescuing the nation’s citizens from a totalitarian regime.
This comes after the man known as the Selfless Billionaire, Donald Trump was elected to return to the White House.
The stunning run to reclaim the presidency comes after the likes of Elon Musk, who bought one of the only forms of independent media decided to throw his full weight behind Trump and completely fuck the rithm on his platform – purely to benefit the country.
That was aided by the other main form of social media helping to destroy the fabric of society with pervasive rithms for the last decade.
That coupled with the billionaires who own the commercial media in the States saw a media landscaped dominated by issues like pronuons, safe schools, and people eating dogs.
With the big issues at the forefront of the campaign, Trump surged to victory to defeat the current regime and end its run of tyranny.
The blow to the current regime comes as a win for working and middle class Americans, who know have a bunch of altruistic individuals looking out for them.
“We are just glad we can fight for the ordinary people of America,” said a spokesperson for the lobby group Billionaires for Trump.
The faceless man who owns a large share of one of America’s large weapon’s companies explained that he and his colleagues just want to help the people of America.
“Lower taxes for everyone is a great starting point,” said the arms manufacturer.
“I mean obviously that includes people like myself and Elon and Jeff.”
“Because that’s the American dream, fairness and equality for all.”
“And we’ll be able to help drive workers wages and improve standards of living all across the country by eating into our bottom line and handing it over to the people from the goodness of our heart.”
“A new day is dawning, championed by a group of blokes who just want to see the country prosper.”
“Things are looking up.”
More to come.
