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Horse cock Queenslander Greg Norman is being touted as a possible replacement for Kevin Rudd as the Ambassador to the United States as he’s one of the few Australians who actually has some cut-through with President-elect Donald Trump.
Since Trump was humiliated by Joe Biden in the 2020 election, the former Prime Minister turned Ambassador has been extremely critical of Trump which is now a salient issue due to him coming back into power with a vengence.
Insiders claim Trump views being good at golf as the apex of masculinity, which defines his friendship with Greg Norman. Norman is also the owner of an massive cock, which Trump also likes.
Norman is also reportedly on the outer of LIV Golf, an alternative golf league created to “put the dog up” the PGA, leaving the popular Mount Isanese sportstar at a lose end next year.
While that is simply speculation, those close to Norman suggest he’s weighing his options up.
“Maybe if the embassy was in Miami, he might consider it,” said one pal.
“Washington DC isn’t known for it’s golf courses or it’s weather. It’s like Canberra but without the abandoned housing commission flats on Northbourne Avenue. But I’m sure Greg would be honoured.”
Norman remains the front runner after American-Australian Mel Gibson, also a close personal friend of the President-elect’s, said he was not interested.
Gibson told The Advocate a “secret” about Washington that makes him hate it.
“Do you know what the DC in Washington DC stands for?” he asked.
Our reporter indicated that they didn’t, just to expedite the punchline in Mr Gibson’s joke.
“DUMB CUNT!”
More to come.
