ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The evil worm that lives inside the new US Health Secretary’s brain keeps on telling him to try and grab a policeman’s gun and see how far he can get before they stop him.
In what started as a general curiosity has now turned into a very loud voice inside RFK Jnr’s head, his office has confirmed to The Advocate, as the vaccine skeptic battles to keep the worm at bay.
According to sources within the government, RFK Jnr got the worm from eating wild meat riddled with parasites. However, those same sources have claimed that the former Democrat was cured of worm brain through the uncompromising power of alternative medicines.
Police assigned to the security of the incoming health secretary has been warmed that the worm may pounce at any time and to remain vigilant. Officers have been authorised to swat away the politician’s lightning fast hands with a baton or worst case, electrocute him half to death with those effeminate taser pistols. Under no circumstances are they allowed to shoot him back.
The news comes as freshly declassified documents show that Koko, the famous signing gorilla, was given a revolver as part of an experiment in 2018. Koko reportedly turned the gun on her handlers, wounding five of them before putting the 6th and final round through her own head. The US Government has been accused of covering the disaster up as their silence on the alleged experiment has been interpreted by various rights groups as proof of their culpability.
The Advocate reached out to the worm for comment but have yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
