WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local mother is beaming with pride today, after her young son hit a significant milestone.
Janet Wilson (45) explained to us that she was over the moon yesterday evening to discover that her bottle of Bombay Sapphire was actually just tap water.
Pouring herself up a nice and gin and tonic after a long day dealing with absolute fucking morons at the local health practice she works at, Wilson said she was left a little perplexed.
“Yeah I thought it tasted like a Virgin G&T, and lo and behold, it was actually a Virgin G&T,” she laughed.
“Because when I went to the bottle to see what the go was, it turned out it was filled with a lightly gin scented water.”
Rather than a manufacturer error, Janet explained that her young fella must have drained it before heading down to the creek with his mates.
“Yeah, he said he was going down the creek after school with his mates,” said Janet.
“So I’ve put two and two together, and he’s clearly taken something for his mates to enjoy.”
While Janet was left to drink some cheap red in the cupboard, she said the positive of this petty theft is that the social media is clearly working on her young son.
“Look, he’s putting down the phone and getting out there.”
“Hopefully he melted a bin to the ground and pulled out a street sign on the way home.”
More to come.
