CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The frustrating task of wrapping Christmas presents has just become very worthwhile.
This comes as one local Betoota resident suddenly remembered how damn good they are it.
“Ohhhhh fuck yeah” said Joey, an orderly at Betoota Base Hospital, who is rushing to get some Christmas presents under the tree before hosting some friends this weekend.
“You see that babe? They are gliding. I’ve got them gliding. It’s easy when you know how to do it.”
It only took Joey a few scrunched up balls of wrapping paper to get to this point, after a few false starts with serrated edges and torn corners.
But this first present is now looking like it’s gonna be air tight.
“You got any other presents you want wrapped, babe?” asks Joey.
However, it seems this newfound eagerness has come a little early in the process. Because Joey hasn’t even gotten to the folding and taping stages.
But this optimism will remain no matter how many fuck ups are yet to come, because Joey is a master of the blade.
“Oi look at that” says Joey.
“Fuck that’s smooth. It’s a completely straight line”
