EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local man has a feeling his girlfriend might be airing his dirty laundry on social media, after coming across an anonymous post on Reddit that sounds like it could be talking about him.
Scrolling through social media instead of doing work in the office today, mostly because he was one of few employees who actually showed up, Michael Manly, 32, was unfortunately quickly punished for disregarding his work duties when he stumbled upon a question posed to a relationship advice forum that was a little bit too niche to not be about him.
‘How do I (F28) stop my boyfriend (M32) from shouting KA-CHOW when he climaxes?’
‘I’ve been dating my boyfriend for three years and though I love him very much, I’m finding it difficult to be sexually attracted to him because of his bedroom habits. He has a habit of picking up random sayings, which he’ll say for a week straight. Usually it’s just something dumb from Tik Tok, but his latest obsession has been shouting ‘KA-CHOW’ like Lightning McQueen from Cars. Sometimes he’ll even do it and stick his tongue out. Ordinarily I wouldn’t mind, but he’s been doing it every time he climaxes and it really kills the mood. How do I tell him to stop without hurting his feelings?
Reading on, Michael learns that the top voted comments are advising the poster to tell her boyfriend to maybe ‘give it a brake’, asking if she usually has a ‘wheelie good time’, and enquiring if this is the same guy who listens to ‘Cbat by Hudson Mohawke.’
More to come.
