EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A bloke who’s notoriously hard to pin down for a hang has generously offered one of his mates a very last minute invite to a house shindig, giving him approximately six hours notice like he’s Fred Again dropping a Discord invite.
Parker Preston, 32, who’s known to somehow have an extremely packed social calendar whilst constantly cancelling on friends, has generously offered an invite to his mate Jason, despite evading him all year.
However it appears Jason has finally had enough of his shit.
“I’ve known Parker for years, but he’s turned into a massive knob since moving to the French Quarter”, says Jason, referring to Betoota’s ritiziest suburb which a known bubble, “we used to hang out all the time, now I only see him every few months, if I’m lucky.”
“He didn’t even come to my birthday party.”
“I’ve known him since primary school.”
Parker is alleged to be such a known flake that Jason only ever schedules meetups close to his home, knowing that he’ll likely receive an ‘I’m sorry I can’t come’ text one hour beforehand.
“Evades my invites all year, then sends me a message about a house party. The day of.”
“He can get fucked.”
More to come.
