WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An Old City District office man has today summoned some of his nearest and dearest to a watering hole in the lanyard capital of town.
With his second working week of 2025 coming to a close, Brangus Towns (31) confirmed to The Advocate that he deserved a little treat.
“Yeah, I think I’ve earned myself a couple of beverages,” said the man who seemingly doesn’t want to let the silly season die.
“And if I’m honest, it’s perfect Guinness weather,” claimed Brangus, referencing the fact that it wasn’t an absolute scorching summer afternoon in the Channel Country.
While the definition of ‘Guinness weather’ is rapidly changing as the drink surges in popularity around the country, the widely accepted theory is that the heavy dark drink is good on colder days.
However, after developing an appetite for Splitting the G in the cooler months, Brangus has now expanded the parameters of what ‘Guinness weather’ actually means.
“Yeah pretty much any day that kids wouldn’t get sent home from school, or a union site would get shut down.”
“That’s what Guinness weather is now.”
“So we’d be silly not to get down to Bryans Bar for a couple,” he concluded in the group chat.
More to come.
