EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
As Donald Trump steps foot in the US oval office for his second term as president, he’s quickly learning that hiring a bloke with the same sense of humour as a chronically online 14 year old boy was probably not the brightest idea.
Sighing as he slumped into his chair and surveyed the office, Donald Trump attempts to mentally map out some interior design changes were unfortunately quickly interrupted by a muffled voice coming from outside his office, followed by a series of sharp knocks.
“DONNNNNY. DONNNY ARE YOU HERE?”
Fuck. He forget he’d promised Musk an office in the west wing. Maybe if he’s quiet, Musk won’t know he’s here.
“Twuuuuuump”, insisted the voice, “I know you’re in there!”
Trump watches in horror as small, chubby fingers waggle underneath his office door, followed by loud snorts of laughter.
“Beep boop! Herro neighbour! HEE HEE!”
“Sigma! SKKKRTTTT. POO POO!”
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