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The world’s favourite terrorist organisation incubator has today spoken to The Advocate about its potential next venture.
In an Australian exclusive interview with our humble regional newspaper, The Coup Installation Agency or the CIA as they are otherwise known, has explained that they are weighing up dipping their toes into the icy water of Greenland.
This follows revelations that Donald Trump and his cabinet and angel cabinet are interested in pillaging the resources of the great northern land.
With climate change making the island’s vast deposits of resources more accessible and profitabl, President Trump has confirmed the United States desire take it off the hot little hands of Denmark.
Although Denmark aren’t really that keen on giving up their territory, which is like 20 times the size of their actual mainland, a country’s reluctance to play ball with US has never made much of a difference in the past.
“Yeah whatever,” laughed the faceless man from the CIA.
“We could bring that country to its fucking knees in 2 days,” he laughed.
“That would make Haiti look climbing Everest,” continued the man whose organisation destroyed it’s neighbour because it’s leaders thought about undermining the cheap off shore labour supply for American corporations.
“We could destroy that government in flat out 24 hours, and install a pro-American militia that refuses to work with the Danish government before the end of the week.”
“We could be divvying up the Oil and Lithium supplies by Saturday arvo.”
“It’s been ages since we set up someone like Saddam Hussein or the Taliban or the Death Squads in Latin America.”
“Keen to get back into it.”
“All Big Don has to do is just say the word.”
“Would be a bit of fun. Fucking cold, but a bit of fun.”
