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The failed state of England has once again lived up to its reputation, and folded in an Ashes Test Match.
Famous for not understanding the concept of Ashes cricket, the English capitulated in the historic first day night Test match at the MCG, handing the Aussies victory by an innings and 122 runs.
The resounding victory secured a clean sweep in the Lashes for the Aussies – with English’s suffering the final humiliation in the longest format.
The thumping Test much loss ended the series 16-0 in the Aussies favour – a humiliating scoreline for a game of footy, let alone a cricket series.
After strong victories in the three ODIs and T20’s, Alana King lead the Aussies with the ball before Annabel Sutherland absolutely smoked the English attack to become the first woman to have her name etched on the MCG Century Board.
That of course lead to the usual losers on the internet trying to post red hot comments, with Mark Latham leading the pack to embarrass himself.
The man who was a handshake away from being the Prime Minister of the country tried to edge lord it up by asking where Sutherland’s pronouns where – claiming that people wouldn’t be able to tell if that was her or her dad.
The MCG themselves quickly smoked the old loser, saying that her dad’s name started with a different letter, so probably no need for confusion.
Kingy then cleaned up the English second innings, to ram home the fact the English just have a fundamental aversion to understanding the concept of Test match cricket.
“I honestly don’t know if they’ll ever get it,” laughed one local fan.
“And that’s okay.”
“Because there is no greater joy than smoking the English at cricket.”
More to come.
