WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Geopolitical experts around the world have today been rattled by a shocking new proposal out of a little town in rural Queensland, Australia.
Leaders are reeling today after one of our very own here in Betoota Heights made a radical suggestion on the Middle East crisis.
In a move so crazy it just might work, Blake Davies (46) has suggested that we could resolve the situation in Gaza, by not bombing the absolute fuck out of it.
“I mean call me crazy, but wouldn’t that help fix things?” asked the father of two after seeing the news update about Trump kindly offering to take over Gaza and turn it into the ‘Middle East Riviera.’
“I thought Trump was all about focusing on America first? Not sending a trillions of dollars over to the Middle East in some hare brained planned to turn it into a resort strip, that even if it was possible, would be visited by 0.001% of the US population.”
Davies comments come after 18 months of conflict in Gaza, which has seen over 85,000 tonnes of bombs dropped on the strip of land that is about one-35th as big as Greater Sydney.
The amount of bombs exceeds World War II bombings in Dresden, Hamburg, London combined, and is far more than the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The death toll is now well over 62,000 and by many accounts, ‘underestimated.’
“Yeah, I just can’t see these people who have sacrificed everything to stay in what used to be their homes, just packing up and leaving cause the United States wants to build some resorts,” said Davies, a run of the mill apolitical swing voter.
“So yeah, call me crazy but maybe we could just stop relentlessly bombing it?”
“Probably a bit too outside the box though I guess.”
More to come.
