EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Brisbane bloke looking to toughen up his image has inadvertently chosen an animal tattoo that reflects his personality perfectly, but not in the way that he would have hoped.
Jason Wells, 32, a cabinet maker from Kallangur, is set to have chosen the ‘North Brisbane special’, which is choosing an arm tattoo from one of the following – a lion, wolf, clock, roses, a dark forest, and curly script. Or, if you’re the ultimate North Brisbane final boss, opting for all of them.
“I chose a lion because it’s really manly, you know”, Jason tells our reporter, whilst attempting to nonchalantly flex his bicep, “and because I too, am the king of the jungle.”
Jason’s wife, Clarissa, however, has a very different opinion about the tattoo.
“Oh he’s a lion alright. Fat, lazy and makes me do all the work.”
“Attacks any male that comes close to me.”
“Sometimes I wish I could bite his balls.”
More to come.
