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Across the Eastern Seaboard, residents who aren’t yet flooding are praising the downfall on their corrugated iron rooftops – a nostalgic pastime likened to the most powerful sleeping tablets.
In fact, the pitter-patter of ran on tin is reportedly even more effective than muscle relaxants and opiates, according to a new study by the QUIPs (Queensland United Interests of Pharmacists).
“What we have found is the relaxing splashy white noise of ran on corrugated iron Queenslanders is the key reason that Australians north of the tweed are more relaxed and spending far less on prescription medicine” said lead researcher Victor Teo.
“It’s much better for you too – and the kids love it”
“Best enjoyed with a cup of joe and a nice book, I reckon”
