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It’s been revealed today, through a leaked transcript of the crisis meeting between The Prime Minister and his deputy, that the pair found a common appreciation for the classic 1961 film Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
Read the full transcript, obtained by the Betoota Advocate, below:
JOYCE: “You’ll say we’ve got nothing in common. No common ground to start from and we’re falling apart”
TURNBULL: “You say the world has come between us. Our lives have come between us. Still I know you just don’t care”
JOYCE: “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
TURNBULL: “I think I remember the film and as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it”
JOYCE: “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got”
JOYCE: “I see you, the only one who knew me. But now your eyes see through me. I guess I was wrong”
TURNBULL: “So what now? It’s plain to see we’re over. And I hate when things are over. When so much is left undone”
JOYCE: What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
TURNBULL: “I think I remember the film. And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it”
JOYCE: “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got”
Things got a little tense again though, as Joyce pulled out his phone and started playing MC Hammer’s “2 Legit 2 Quit”.
