A QLD farmer has revealed that last nights Riverfire display “looked sick” after seeing photos on the internet today.
Stefan McGrath, a cattle farmer in QLD’s west, got a chance to see the photos after spending the morning counting his dead stock whilst waiting for the images load on his computer.
“How good is it!” McGrath said excitedly. “I just love how much Brisbane loves fireworks. They really just fuckin love ‘em”.
“Really looks good spilling off the bridge too. I really like the idea of spending millions of dollars on this kind of stuff”
He continued to praise the festivities as he tucked into a freshly opened can of liver. “Eleven tonnes of ‘em they reckon. That’d have to be at least a cheeky ten mill. Just fucking exploding in the sky. Legends hahahahaha!!”
McGrath said that he was “a bit bummed” that he couldn’t be there, admitting that any disposable income usually gets spent on salt and cotton feed for his boney cattle.
“Looked like a great time. I’ll try and make the Ekka next year, but if I don’t win any prizes I might have to stay there and start life as a vagrant in Spring Hill”
