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Against Rupert Murdoch’s better judgement, the public is learning more about Prime Minister Scott Morrison who recently stated he is a vegetarian while enjoying a chicken parmigiana at Cronulla RSL Memorial Club.
Having dinner with his family at the Sutherland Shire club, Morrison invited the press along so they could get to know the real him and maybe have a drink with one of the players from his beloved “sharkoes team.”
During the dinner, Morrison revealed that his commitment to the environment means he has become a vegetarian despite the fact he had a saucy bit of parma in his mouth as he made the statement.
“It’s good for the environment, it’s good for all Australians,” he stated while pinching a nugget off his daughter’s plate.
“Bit of tax! Haha!”
Members of the press proceeded to grilled the Prime Minister over his newfound vegetarianism. When one reporter accused him of having parma sauce on his shirt Morrison denied that he was even wearing a shirt.
Upon being asked if he was going to eat his side salad Morrison stated that he would get to it at a canter.
Morrison eventually left the intact side salad and made his way to the pokie room where he denied Australia has a gambling problem in a room full of people who have gone into debt watching colours fly across a screen, so transfixed they did not notice the Prime Minister had entered the room.
“Anyone got any ones?” asked the former treasurer.
“All I’ve got are these pesky twos.”
